Donald J. Drumpf
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT THIS EPSTEIN VICTIM IS SAYING, EVEN IF IT MATCHES EXACTLY WHAT THE UK'S SUNDAY MIRROR REPORTED IN 1997!
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT THIS EPSTEIN VICTIM IS SAYING, EVEN IF IT MATCHES EXACTLY WHAT THE UK'S SUNDAY MIRROR REPORTED IN 1997!
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT READ AND SHARE THIS: unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/traf...
He has asked Megyn Kelly to represent him in court.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He has asked Megyn Kelly to represent him in court.
I think I've been using 'traitor' wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think I've been using 'traitor' wrong.
I am suing Saturday Night Live for $300 billion for this deceptively edited but factually accurate video!
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am suing Saturday Night Live for $300 billion for this deceptively edited but factually accurate video!
Don't listen to lunatic Marjorie Taylor Greene who has blood coming out of her whatever insisting we must PROTECT THE VICTIMS! Listen to Megyn Kelly instead! MAGA moms know kids shouldn't learn about sex in books! They must learn by getting "deflowered" by rich white men who can't handle real women!
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don't listen to lunatic Marjorie Taylor Greene who has blood coming out of her whatever insisting we must PROTECT THE VICTIMS! Listen to Megyn Kelly instead! MAGA moms know kids shouldn't learn about sex in books! They must learn by getting "deflowered" by rich white men who can't handle real women!
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am withdrawing my endorsement of "Lunatic" Marjorie Taylor Greene who has GONE OFF THE DEEP END with her "Wacky" idea that rich white men should not be allowed to rape children anymore. Ridiculous! #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles
"Gotcha" journalist Laura Ingraham tricked me into admitting that Tariffs are the reason your coffee prices are going through the roof! DO NOT RETWEAT!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"Gotcha" journalist Laura Ingraham tricked me into admitting that Tariffs are the reason your coffee prices are going through the roof! DO NOT RETWEAT!!!
PEOPLE CAN SLEEP AGAIN!
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
PEOPLE CAN SLEEP AGAIN!
Many people are asking this!
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Many people are asking this!
Many people are saying this is the scariest movie of the year. #Tariffs #Halloween2025
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Many people are saying this is the scariest movie of the year. #Tariffs #Halloween2025
President Xi is very smart! He didn't mention Ronald Reagan.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
President Xi is very smart! He didn't mention Ronald Reagan.
THE STEAMROLLER OF FASCISM MUST NOT BE STOPPED!
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
THE STEAMROLLER OF FASCISM MUST NOT BE STOPPED!
After the dementia test, I also had an MRI, but I aced that, too, believe me!
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
After the dementia test, I also had an MRI, but I aced that, too, believe me!
This new ad from Canada is even worse than the last one!
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This new ad from Canada is even worse than the last one!