Donald J. Drumpf
@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
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Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and https://realdonaldrumpf.substack.com
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I AM OUTRAGED THAT MY HAND-PICKED SUPREME COURT IS REFUSING TO HEAR THE APPEAL OF GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHO INTRODUCED ME TO SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS THAT I CAN NO LONGER KEEP COUNT OF THEM SINCE PAM BONDI LOST THE FILES!
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Pete Kegseth is very disappointed with Meal Team 6! When he's finished his next Botox treatment he will give them a stern talking to!
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Anonymous -
Meal team 6 can't keep up with activist they're trying to detain.
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I'm not saying Mike Johnson is susceptible to blackmail. I'm just saying he was a 24-year-old single man when he brought a 14-year-old Black boy home from his church group and decided to keep him. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/man-...
Man and Boy
Mike Johnson hasn't been straight with us.
unprecedented.ghost.io
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Stop asking me why I'm not getting into heaven! My spiritual advisor was just sentenced for raping a 12-year-old. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...
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I felt so connected to my spiritual advisor Robert Morris. He seemed like a kindred spirit! But it turns out he was a child rapist, too. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ANY NORMAL FRIENDS???? unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...
Trump's Pedophile Friends
How can one man "accidentally" surround himself with so many child rapists?
unprecedented.ghost.io
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Kash Patel has just shown me this proof that the Biden FBI used a "TIME MACHINE" to transport 274 agents into the crowd on January 6th! Several of these agents were badly injured but cured with "Medbeds." THIS IS A SCANDAL! ALSO, I TOLD JD I NEED A MEDBED! WHY WON'T HE BRING IT TO ME?
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Howard Lutnick says anyone with half a brain knew within 5 minutes Epstein was a pervert. That anyone who hung around with him must have participated. That he blackmailed everyone to get his sweetheart deal. It's a hoax dreamed up by Commerce Secretary! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/lutn...
Lutnick's Epstein Bombshell
"Blackmail tapes" helped win Epstein his sweetheart deal
unprecedented.ghost.io
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HOWARD LUTNICK, MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF 35 YEARS, SAYS ANYONE WHO SPENT ANY KIND OF TIME WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING AND "PARTICIPATED" IN HIS CRIMES. RIDICULOUS!

I JUST CAN'T RELEASE THE #EPSTEINFILES WHILE I'M UNDER AUDIT! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/lutn...
Lutnick's Epstein Bombshell
"Blackmail tapes" helped win Epstein his sweetheart deal
unprecedented.ghost.io
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Many people are saying Speaker Johnson just explained why we can NEVER release the #EpsteinFiles.
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "When the simple truth is on your side, you have nothing to hide from."
realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
I AM OUTRAGED THAT MY HAND-PICKED SUPREME COURT IS REFUSING TO HEAR THE APPEAL OF GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHO INTRODUCED ME TO SO MANY YOUNG GIRLS THAT I CAN NO LONGER KEEP COUNT OF THEM SINCE PAM BONDI LOST THE FILES!
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If you're worried about wasting taxpayer dollars on immigrants in hospitals, blame Tom Homan!
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A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.

ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.

A judge has ordered his immediate release.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Thank you, Brave Karoline! I know it's hard to wear a cross so big while shitting on all of Jesus's teachings on a daily basis.
atrupar.com
Leavitt: "When an illegal alien goes to the emergency room, who's paying for it? The American taxpayer."
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Many fat rich bastards are coming up to me with tears in their eyes and saying, "Sir, after all your criming, your total failure with Covid, and your fucked-up coup, I can't believe you suckered those MAGA poorly educateds a SECOND TIME. You're amazing!" www.cnbc.com/2025/10/03/t...
The wealth of the top 1% reaches a record $52 trillion
All wealth groups saw gains over the past year, according to recent Fed data. But the growth has been fastest for those at the very top.
www.cnbc.com