Charlie di Piombo
@realchuckbass.bsky.social
This stove is (not) your friend. Only reply, never post
It might have just one bullet in the mag (for one spouse to kill the other, like a praying mantis)
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It might have just one bullet in the mag (for one spouse to kill the other, like a praying mantis)
I think of it as freeing the previous Santa from his eternal punishment
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think of it as freeing the previous Santa from his eternal punishment
If I'm reading correctly:
There were hints. A mandatory appointment was set for 8am and they had an immigration judge issue an order of removal
There were hints. A mandatory appointment was set for 8am and they had an immigration judge issue an order of removal
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If I'm reading correctly:
There were hints. A mandatory appointment was set for 8am and they had an immigration judge issue an order of removal
There were hints. A mandatory appointment was set for 8am and they had an immigration judge issue an order of removal
I had the thought before about how dark it would be if Trump accidentally bombed the peace prize winner.
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I had the thought before about how dark it would be if Trump accidentally bombed the peace prize winner.
She felt she had to warn the United States so she didn't get hit by a strike. Incredible.
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
She felt she had to warn the United States so she didn't get hit by a strike. Incredible.
I need that transparent phone. I want everyone to know I'm watching porn on the subway but I don't want to turn the phone around first. And I'm tired of carrying around my bulky projector!
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I need that transparent phone. I want everyone to know I'm watching porn on the subway but I don't want to turn the phone around first. And I'm tired of carrying around my bulky projector!
I've heard you out, and
I want to die
I want to die
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I've heard you out, and
I want to die
I want to die
Ah, thank you!
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ah, thank you!
Is this wording normal? It feels like the way this is written, it's already suggesting that birthright citizenship won't apply to "illegal aliens"
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Here is the question presented. It's a relatively clean vehicle for the Supreme Court to finally decide whether it is lawful for the president to deny birthright citizenship to the children of immigrants. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is this wording normal? It feels like the way this is written, it's already suggesting that birthright citizenship won't apply to "illegal aliens"
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Data brokers with my poop data: back and forth forever
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Data brokers with my poop data: back and forth forever
foursome watch
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
foursome watch
I wish I had an animated picture of Jack Nicholson nodding, just for cases like this. Oh, if only such a thing existed!
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I wish I had an animated picture of Jack Nicholson nodding, just for cases like this. Oh, if only such a thing existed!
Just kidding somehow he'll "believe" both without feeling any sense of conflict
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just kidding somehow he'll "believe" both without feeling any sense of conflict
There's going to be a "chatgpt absolutely can and does have sex" counter-myth online and Joe Rogan is going to have a stroke trying to pick a side
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There's going to be a "chatgpt absolutely can and does have sex" counter-myth online and Joe Rogan is going to have a stroke trying to pick a side
"They signaled, 'SOS,' meaning, 'Send Our Secondary [Forces]'"
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"They signaled, 'SOS,' meaning, 'Send Our Secondary [Forces]'"
Lizza in Part 7:
"So, it turns out she banged the drone"
"So, it turns out she banged the drone"
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Lizza in Part 7:
"So, it turns out she banged the drone"
"So, it turns out she banged the drone"
This is why I follow
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is why I follow
Do we have the list of new countries? I said that DHS said they'd announce a new list soon. Curious if we have rumors
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Do we have the list of new countries? I said that DHS said they'd announce a new list soon. Curious if we have rumors
Air ba-aa-aad?
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Air ba-aa-aad?
Uncrop is real
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Uncrop is real
He's got some bad medical diagnosis and has to share it before it gets leaked.
More likely: immigration ban
More likely: immigration ban
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
He's got some bad medical diagnosis and has to share it before it gets leaked.
More likely: immigration ban
More likely: immigration ban
Some of these things are so embarrassing. The CIA couldn't felch these admissions out of me
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Some of these things are so embarrassing. The CIA couldn't felch these admissions out of me
I feel like the Nuzzi "afraid rfk will kill her" bit is already softened to "dis bish is crazy af"
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I feel like the Nuzzi "afraid rfk will kill her" bit is already softened to "dis bish is crazy af"