According to my dog, I am not to be trusted in the kitchen bc the smoke detector triggered ONCE like 3 years ago. As soon as the stove turns on she'll poke, whine and grumble until she is let out, regardless of weather, and won't come back in until cooking is over.

My great-great-grandfather’s half-sister was the secret daughter of rich LA miner. After he died, she showed up to claim inheritance and it was a scandal! The local papers unearthed all sorts of stories about their frontier romance. Lover’s revenge killings, etc.