But love is all around, no need to waste it

So he can be deported to The Hague?

They made a movie about this. Turned out to not be a good idea.

I was there for the last perfect D-I M men’s basketball season. Yeah, those games were bigger than this one.

I was ready after grading the midterm.

In a world where 14 Air Bud videos exist (most direct to DVD/streaming, to be sure) I’m ready to see a goat dribble a basketball. Or eat it, what the heck.

It lasted longer than Garfield’s presidency

I’d give every member of Congress $1 million/year, inflation adjusted, with the proviso that they can’t earn money from anyplace else — including stocks, dividends, CD interest, and book deals.

Oh, and the inflation adjustment wouldn’t start until they leave office.

Hey, they employ me! (Part time “consultant”)

OK, after some research (Googling the song) I learned that they were talking about the Wake Forest Demon Deacons.

Wake Forest and Duke (aka Blue Devils) are about 80 miles apart, so we are going to need to talk about North Carolinas connections to the Dark Side.

Congressional salaries have been basically fixed since 2009, so this isn’t a good way to do it.

Civil service GS-1 salaries have increased by about 33% during that time, so that would be a place to start.

Then: I [may have] recreated a [redacted] album by scraping the audio from the band’s videos.

Now: This morning I was wondering if I even have a working CD/DVD burner. I still don’t know, because I haven’t bothered to look.