But hey, we do have one thing in common: we're both very, very lucky to be able to do what we do! Globally, very few people have the privilege of choosing a low paying career for passion, or having homes in multiple countries. Lucky us!

And frankly I'm pretty invested in the work I do here. You kinda have to be; no one gets into this line of work for the pay.

I'm a wildlife conservation biologist who specializes in conserving threatened and endangered species in California specifically. Even if conservation paid enough for moving around the world to be feasible (lmao), I'd have to essentially start my career over

So you live in two different countries huh? Wow

No flared base, it's for the best

The recipe I used includes Epsom salts but I might try replacing that with something non toxic to make a kid friendly version for my toddler

It works! I'm going to make such a butt load of these things omg

I'll just live inside this gigantic egg box

Oh shit!

She was not happy that I made her come back inside and take a bath. Muddy cold outside water > clean warm inside water in the toddler hierarchy.

I think I smell toast?

Typical man, like wow you expect the woman to take care of ALL your physical and emotional needs at all times? Wooooow.

"I'm two weeks old and you're my mother" oh yeah and whose fault is that huh? You don't see me being two weeks old. Weaponized incompetence, that's what it is.

Except of course when he decides he needs to sleep for five hours straight but also it's very important that I hold him the entire time or else he will scream

Don't take this the wrong way but is there any actual meaningful difference between you and a maga chud

Thank you :)

He's like a toddler who's bigger than me