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I made some homemade rose scented bath bombs and I'm gonna give one a try now that both the kids are napping
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I made some homemade rose scented bath bombs and I'm gonna give one a try now that both the kids are napping
Wealth beyond measure, outlander
February 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wealth beyond measure, outlander
Toddler update: the toddler and I went out to find puddles for splashing in and she got thoroughly soaked, partially because it started storming halfway through.
February 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Toddler update: the toddler and I went out to find puddles for splashing in and she got thoroughly soaked, partially because it started storming halfway through.
Baby update: the baby left a bigass booger on my tit
February 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Baby update: the baby left a bigass booger on my tit
I like how the nurses were like "be sure to wake your newborn up every 2-3 hours to feed him" and then my son is like "HELP I'VE BEEN SEPARATED FROM THE TITTY FOR NEARLY 20 MINUTES I SHALL STARVE"
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I like how the nurses were like "be sure to wake your newborn up every 2-3 hours to feed him" and then my son is like "HELP I'VE BEEN SEPARATED FROM THE TITTY FOR NEARLY 20 MINUTES I SHALL STARVE"
The baby keeps letting me know that he's done nursing by spitting out his last mouthful of milk into my lap
January 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The baby keeps letting me know that he's done nursing by spitting out his last mouthful of milk into my lap
Just hanging out with the kids watching Miss Rachel and the toddler turns to me mid hokey pokey and just says "no". Ma'am, you can't reject the hokey pokey. That's what it's all about.
January 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Just hanging out with the kids watching Miss Rachel and the toddler turns to me mid hokey pokey and just says "no". Ma'am, you can't reject the hokey pokey. That's what it's all about.
Getting two kids out of the house ain't shit compared to getting my husband out
January 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Getting two kids out of the house ain't shit compared to getting my husband out
Toddler update: the toddler made up a song about wanting some cucumber slices and the lyrics are "cucumber cucumber right here right here" (repeated)
January 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Toddler update: the toddler made up a song about wanting some cucumber slices and the lyrics are "cucumber cucumber right here right here" (repeated)
Baby update: I gambled on doing a fast enough lap diaper change to avoid getting peed and pooped on and I lost
January 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Baby update: I gambled on doing a fast enough lap diaper change to avoid getting peed and pooped on and I lost
Baby update: the baby started pooping uncontrollably during a diaper change and while I was rushing to get a floodgate of wipes set up to protect my bedsheets he expertly aimed an arc of pee that flew over his own head and onto my pillow
January 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Baby update: the baby started pooping uncontrollably during a diaper change and while I was rushing to get a floodgate of wipes set up to protect my bedsheets he expertly aimed an arc of pee that flew over his own head and onto my pillow
I can't believe I gave birth and three days later they pulled TikTok ffs. Now wtf am I supposed to do during night feeds? Read??
January 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I can't believe I gave birth and three days later they pulled TikTok ffs. Now wtf am I supposed to do during night feeds? Read??
Baby update: the baby has been born. He is 7 pounds and 5 ounces and his sister was very excited to meet him. His favorite activity so far is sleeping.
January 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Baby update: the baby has been born. He is 7 pounds and 5 ounces and his sister was very excited to meet him. His favorite activity so far is sleeping.
firing up the ol' magic wand for its actual original intended purpose
January 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
firing up the ol' magic wand for its actual original intended purpose
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I made a new print of some snacks I enjoy from the Appalachian region :)
January 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I made a new print of some snacks I enjoy from the Appalachian region :)
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Kambi is a disabled woman in her 60s, who was just evicted to the street this week.
She was attacked by a stranger in her tent this morning and it would be really nice if we could raise enough for a room ($100) so she can get some respite for her health and anxiety.
Kambi is a disabled woman in her 60s, who was just evicted to the street this week.
She was attacked by a stranger in her tent this morning and it would be really nice if we could raise enough for a room ($100) so she can get some respite for her health and anxiety.
January 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sharing with permission.
Kambi is a disabled woman in her 60s, who was just evicted to the street this week.
She was attacked by a stranger in her tent this morning and it would be really nice if we could raise enough for a room ($100) so she can get some respite for her health and anxiety.
Kambi is a disabled woman in her 60s, who was just evicted to the street this week.
She was attacked by a stranger in her tent this morning and it would be really nice if we could raise enough for a room ($100) so she can get some respite for her health and anxiety.
I had a dream that I found out I'd been walking around with a huge nut in my hair and nobody told me
January 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I had a dream that I found out I'd been walking around with a huge nut in my hair and nobody told me
Bob Sapp Wins Fat Bear Competition for 12th Year in a Row
January 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bob Sapp Wins Fat Bear Competition for 12th Year in a Row
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More like Jacksoff Hole
January 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
More like Jacksoff Hole
People are dunking on Pelosi for using a walker, which is fucking stupid. The problem with Pelosi isn't that she needs a mobility aid, it's that she's an insanely corrupt piece of garbage
January 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
People are dunking on Pelosi for using a walker, which is fucking stupid. The problem with Pelosi isn't that she needs a mobility aid, it's that she's an insanely corrupt piece of garbage
Toddler update: the toddler is mad because her dad won't let her drive the truck home
January 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Toddler update: the toddler is mad because her dad won't let her drive the truck home
Toddler update: the toddler is talking a day bath because she decided to rub breakfast burrito filling in her hair
January 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Toddler update: the toddler is talking a day bath because she decided to rub breakfast burrito filling in her hair
Puked and low key freaked out my husband, who is worried about norovirus. No worries honey it's just regular pregnancy puking 🩷
January 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Puked and low key freaked out my husband, who is worried about norovirus. No worries honey it's just regular pregnancy puking 🩷