Oh shit I have a better one! I just remembered that I made merengues on Thursday night and they’re still in the oven untouched.

Went bowling today, for the first time in at least fifteen years, and across two games had one (1) strike.

I believe it was @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social who convinced me that “Share the Road” signs are read by bicyclists as “cars should not kill me” and by drivers as “bicycles should never slow me down.”

Wow. Did I ever offer you the Commodore 1084S monitor my parents desperately want to get out of their garage? (Only hitch is it’s in Newcastle.)

The Korg Volca Drum looks perfect except for it being just a tiny bit too pricey: https://www.thomann.de/de/korg_volca_drum.htm

It’s pretty much dark and it’s not even 4pm yet. I demand to see the manager!

This is the eternal conundrum: I have been to the USA many times. There are many Americans I quite like! Why, when you get ~350 million of them together, do they behave like such an arsehole?

Sorry to break it to you but I don’t actually look like this in person.

Absolutely not, that would do… _something_ to havoc. But I’m not sure what.

That was too easy.

Ditto. She puts it on the wrong way around and I fix it, but she doesn’t change it after that. We have never spoken of this.