grayson “rasputinian” rasputinian
@rasputinian.bsky.social
adult | he/him | pgh🪳Editor usually, translator sometimes, writer even less so. ENG/中文/ESP
🔞 Not for kids. 🔞
🥩 currently working on: wine dark skies
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🔞 Not for kids. 🔞
🥩 currently working on: wine dark skies
🥩 icon by @miikpal.bsky.social
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📌 ✍️MY WRITING FORECAST📝
2025
-Wine Dark Skies first draft
2026
-Asphodel Redux
-Wine Dark Skies second draft
-My AI Boyfriend’s Made By Lockheed Martin (working title)
thank you for your patience ❤️
2025
-Wine Dark Skies first draft
2026
-Asphodel Redux
-Wine Dark Skies second draft
-My AI Boyfriend’s Made By Lockheed Martin (working title)
thank you for your patience ❤️
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doppelganger getting pissed at me because i have face blindness
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
doppelganger getting pissed at me because i have face blindness
Come onnnnnn I know you’re giving new dicks to cis guys who get their dicks blown off. I will volunteer myself to be the first recipient of experimental dick surgery if it means I can do the helicopter thing. I can definitely be trusted with some dead guy’s dick. I’ll take good care of it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Come onnnnnn I know you’re giving new dicks to cis guys who get their dicks blown off. I will volunteer myself to be the first recipient of experimental dick surgery if it means I can do the helicopter thing. I can definitely be trusted with some dead guy’s dick. I’ll take good care of it.
I am bisexual, but there’s definitely a difference in my attraction to men and my attraction to women. For example, I respect women.
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am bisexual, but there’s definitely a difference in my attraction to men and my attraction to women. For example, I respect women.
me: yeah I’ve been on kind of a Memphis underground kick lately. Really getting into three six mafia and some of their associated acts
you: oh yeah? Like who
me: I cannot tell you 🙂
you: oh yeah? Like who
me: I cannot tell you 🙂
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
me: yeah I’ve been on kind of a Memphis underground kick lately. Really getting into three six mafia and some of their associated acts
you: oh yeah? Like who
me: I cannot tell you 🙂
you: oh yeah? Like who
me: I cannot tell you 🙂
Book Lover Laura video about vanity publishers and I’m watching to see if they shout out my job
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Book Lover Laura video about vanity publishers and I’m watching to see if they shout out my job
Worldbuilding owns because you can make it as stupid as you want. Apollo’s middle name is Wolfgang because his father was a big odd future fan
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Worldbuilding owns because you can make it as stupid as you want. Apollo’s middle name is Wolfgang because his father was a big odd future fan
The thing about real antisemites is that when you point out something they’re saying is antisemitic and bring up that you’re Jewish, they start getting so excited to be talking to a real Jew that they completely ignore the part where you called them an asshole
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The thing about real antisemites is that when you point out something they’re saying is antisemitic and bring up that you’re Jewish, they start getting so excited to be talking to a real Jew that they completely ignore the part where you called them an asshole
My tattoo? It’s a line from my favorite classic poem (Catullus 16)
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My tattoo? It’s a line from my favorite classic poem (Catullus 16)
Chapter Eighteen! I combined chapters seventeen and eighteen from the outline, which means we only have three chapters left!!! We’re doing this thing!
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Chapter Eighteen! I combined chapters seventeen and eighteen from the outline, which means we only have three chapters left!!! We’re doing this thing!
I’m not gaslighting you. I’m just lying. They’re different things.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m not gaslighting you. I’m just lying. They’re different things.
me: as a trans person I would not go to the UK. I have no desire.
also me: I think I really, really want to go to Iraq?
also me: I think I really, really want to go to Iraq?
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
me: as a trans person I would not go to the UK. I have no desire.
also me: I think I really, really want to go to Iraq?
also me: I think I really, really want to go to Iraq?
Sometimes it makes your friends uncomfortable when you tell them you love them, but that’s all the more reason to do it tbh
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sometimes it makes your friends uncomfortable when you tell them you love them, but that’s all the more reason to do it tbh
They B bringing me my omurice tonight
December 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They B bringing me my omurice tonight
Me, trying to expand my mother’s musical horizons: these are the bone thugs. they’re going to do some harmony for you.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Me, trying to expand my mother’s musical horizons: these are the bone thugs. they’re going to do some harmony for you.
Trent Reznor get your bag but “hand covers bruise” is too good of a track to be wasted on a movie about mark Zuckerberg. It did kind of foreshadow he would become evil, though.
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trent Reznor get your bag but “hand covers bruise” is too good of a track to be wasted on a movie about mark Zuckerberg. It did kind of foreshadow he would become evil, though.
🎶 Basset in a carhartt, I know, I know, it’s serious 🎵
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🎶 Basset in a carhartt, I know, I know, it’s serious 🎵
Stoned in the 7/11 explaining to Matt which junk food products used to be bigger before shrinkflation. “I’ve never eaten that before,” he tells me
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Stoned in the 7/11 explaining to Matt which junk food products used to be bigger before shrinkflation. “I’ve never eaten that before,” he tells me
tfw this Memphis rap mixtape starts sounding like the Lisa soundtrack 😳
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
tfw this Memphis rap mixtape starts sounding like the Lisa soundtrack 😳
If I were Ted Kaczynski I think I *puts my finger to the headset in my ear* uh huh… okay… I’ve been advised by my legal council not to finish this tweet
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If I were Ted Kaczynski I think I *puts my finger to the headset in my ear* uh huh… okay… I’ve been advised by my legal council not to finish this tweet
Love how I got a full night’s sleep, but my body has decided that it doesn’t count because I didn’t take my meds. Chemical dependency is so fucking stupid.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Love how I got a full night’s sleep, but my body has decided that it doesn’t count because I didn’t take my meds. Chemical dependency is so fucking stupid.
Great porn name if anyone’s interested
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Great porn name if anyone’s interested
Cannot describe how deeply doomed the bass chords in SOPHIE “is it cold in the water?” make me feel. I will never be over how tragic her death was. Truly gone too soon
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Cannot describe how deeply doomed the bass chords in SOPHIE “is it cold in the water?” make me feel. I will never be over how tragic her death was. Truly gone too soon
Results are skewed because I switched from Spotify in September, but I think this is??? Pretty representative???
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Results are skewed because I switched from Spotify in September, but I think this is??? Pretty representative???
Coworkers found the zyn drawer 😔
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Coworkers found the zyn drawer 😔
I think they should mic up the dogs at dog shows. Let’s see what they have to say
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I think they should mic up the dogs at dog shows. Let’s see what they have to say