Rashan
@rashanjamal.bsky.social
Talking to myself on the internet since 2004.
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Rashan
@rashanjamal.bsky.social
· Nov 21
I wish I could mute Stephen A Smith on the ESPN app. I never care what he has to say about ANYTHING.
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I wish I could mute Stephen A Smith on the ESPN app. I never care what he has to say about ANYTHING.
Does Tyler the Creator know he’s supposed to be in 1952 in Marty Supreme?
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Does Tyler the Creator know he’s supposed to be in 1952 in Marty Supreme?
Your favorite artist doesn’t have media training and does arena tours instead of stadiums. He’s not gonna do the half time show. Just wrap those dreams up.
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Your favorite artist doesn’t have media training and does arena tours instead of stadiums. He’s not gonna do the half time show. Just wrap those dreams up.
“Africa? That’s far” - Belly
“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug” - Tommy Boy
“I won.. give me my moneeeeey!!!”- Friday
“THIS NIGGA SCARED!l - Juice
“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug” - Tommy Boy
“I won.. give me my moneeeeey!!!”- Friday
“THIS NIGGA SCARED!l - Juice
What movie or TV show one-liner do you use in real life?
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
“Africa? That’s far” - Belly
“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug” - Tommy Boy
“I won.. give me my moneeeeey!!!”- Friday
“THIS NIGGA SCARED!l - Juice
“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug” - Tommy Boy
“I won.. give me my moneeeeey!!!”- Friday
“THIS NIGGA SCARED!l - Juice
Common talking… ruined the #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Common talking… ruined the #SuperBowl
That defense is nasty!
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
That defense is nasty!
Boy Collingsworth talked Drake into that with the instant glaze after 3 good plays.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Boy Collingsworth talked Drake into that with the instant glaze after 3 good plays.
Why Vrabel ain’t go for 2?
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Why Vrabel ain’t go for 2?
I’m such a crotchety old man watching these commercials. I’m so annoyed by the AI and these smug young faces 😂 #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I’m such a crotchety old man watching these commercials. I’m so annoyed by the AI and these smug young faces 😂 #SuperBowl
Every other commercial uses a s song or star from the 90s #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Every other commercial uses a s song or star from the 90s #SuperBowl
This set design is amazing. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This set design is amazing. #SuperBowl
They had Kenneth Walker looking like Tommy from Martin staring at the Lombardi trophy #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
They had Kenneth Walker looking like Tommy from Martin staring at the Lombardi trophy #SuperBowl
I don’t usually like Spielberg movies but I’ll totally check that new one out when it comes to streaming. #SuperBowl
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I don’t usually like Spielberg movies but I’ll totally check that new one out when it comes to streaming. #SuperBowl
Do #yall have a bottle of champagne or something for when it finally happens?
a woman wearing a straw hat and a pink shirt says god knows i do
ALT: a woman wearing a straw hat and a pink shirt says god knows i do
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Do #yall have a bottle of champagne or something for when it finally happens?
I hate when movies have no Black people or other people of color… but it’s even worse when it’s directed by a non white. Put some of your people in the movies
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I hate when movies have no Black people or other people of color… but it’s even worse when it’s directed by a non white. Put some of your people in the movies
I be like these movies need more Black actors but then it’s A$AP Rocky and I be like “never mind”
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I be like these movies need more Black actors but then it’s A$AP Rocky and I be like “never mind”
Why the hell I wait so long to mute “bald”? Coulda saved myself weeks of this
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Why the hell I wait so long to mute “bald”? Coulda saved myself weeks of this
I cleaned the hell outta my kitchen a few hours ago and now my wife is cooking and putting that hell right back.
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I cleaned the hell outta my kitchen a few hours ago and now my wife is cooking and putting that hell right back.
Spotify says Gerald Levert wrote this and I’m just finding out this info
open.spotify.com/track/5NJj9o...
open.spotify.com/track/5NJj9o...
This Lil' Game We Play
open.spotify.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Spotify says Gerald Levert wrote this and I’m just finding out this info
open.spotify.com/track/5NJj9o...
open.spotify.com/track/5NJj9o...
He say he ain’t working for no Ni-
SOURCES: The Jets reached out to Jon Gruden about taking a role on Aaron Glenn’s staff, per @zackblatt.bsky.social.
Gruden, according to those sources, declined the team’s overtures.
Gruden, according to those sources, declined the team’s overtures.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
He say he ain’t working for no Ni-
I hate that man but this is fucking ridiculous. I would tell them to kiss my ass next year.
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I hate that man but this is fucking ridiculous. I would tell them to kiss my ass next year.
This ain’t a timely skeet, but B Rabbits rhymes wasn’t even that good in those 8 Mile battles
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This ain’t a timely skeet, but B Rabbits rhymes wasn’t even that good in those 8 Mile battles
I have a hot take… people always talk about other people buying out the grocery store…Weren’t you also trying to shop? Them people (for the most part) are doing the same thing you were doing. Just planned better.
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I have a hot take… people always talk about other people buying out the grocery store…Weren’t you also trying to shop? Them people (for the most part) are doing the same thing you were doing. Just planned better.
I just hope my kids ain’t around cuz Dad WILL be making a spectacle of himself!
I saw a video of someone asking the question: where do you wanna be and who do you want to be with when we get the news. The BIG news…
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I just hope my kids ain’t around cuz Dad WILL be making a spectacle of himself!