Rank Sarpac
@ranksarpac.bsky.social
Skits, shorts, films, short films, one man, and an entire universe of characters. Now that’s what I call original content!
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Is there a 36 club?
February 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Is there a 36 club?
Trump’s favorite song “Ave Maria” is literally in a different language than English… everyone shut up.
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Trump’s favorite song “Ave Maria” is literally in a different language than English… everyone shut up.
Sorry for the lack of content lately in season 5. I’d love to, and really want to do more, BUT I am trying to work a lot in voice acting to make money for my engagement (!!!) and my first feature. I promise these things will be better than any Rank could. I love you all!
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Sorry for the lack of content lately in season 5. I’d love to, and really want to do more, BUT I am trying to work a lot in voice acting to make money for my engagement (!!!) and my first feature. I promise these things will be better than any Rank could. I love you all!
Remember when the elite eating babies was a very silly and edgelord joke we all said in middle school? Remember how we joked and japed because certainly infanticidal cannibalism wasn’t real? What if the incredulity was what the evil were reliant on all along? I don’t know. Bed.
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Remember when the elite eating babies was a very silly and edgelord joke we all said in middle school? Remember how we joked and japed because certainly infanticidal cannibalism wasn’t real? What if the incredulity was what the evil were reliant on all along? I don’t know. Bed.
AI should morally and legally ONLY be used for one thing… for turning your boxer into Queen Babushka.
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
AI should morally and legally ONLY be used for one thing… for turning your boxer into Queen Babushka.
Voice acting! The only profession where you very technically get paid $170/hr but still live at poverty line!
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Voice acting! The only profession where you very technically get paid $170/hr but still live at poverty line!
Stretch Armstrong.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Stretch Armstrong.
“American Patriots, KEEP PROTESTING - TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!! Save the names of the killers and abusers. They will pay a big price. I have cancelled all meetings with American Officials until the senseless killing of protesters STOPS. HELP IS ON ITS WAY.”
I wish. #Iran
I wish. #Iran
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
“American Patriots, KEEP PROTESTING - TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!! Save the names of the killers and abusers. They will pay a big price. I have cancelled all meetings with American Officials until the senseless killing of protesters STOPS. HELP IS ON ITS WAY.”
I wish. #Iran
I wish. #Iran
To kick off season 5 of Rank Sarpac, it’s Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s! Part 1!
Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s! #Dance Moves for the Internet! #Comedy #SuperCool #Parody #VHS
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Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s! #Dance Moves for the Internet! #Comedy #SuperCool #Parody #VHS
youtube.com/shorts/w_LuE...
Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s! #Dance Moves for the Internet! #Comedy #SuperCool #Parody #VHS
YouTube video by Rank Sarpac
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October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
To kick off season 5 of Rank Sarpac, it’s Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s! Part 1!
Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s! #Dance Moves for the Internet! #Comedy #SuperCool #Parody #VHS
youtube.com/shorts/w_LuE...
Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s! #Dance Moves for the Internet! #Comedy #SuperCool #Parody #VHS
youtube.com/shorts/w_LuE...
Guess what… RANK SARPAC is Rank SarBACK! SEASON 5 begins in 30 minutes with the super cool and very fresh video “Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s!”
Coming at 7:00 PM CST only the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel! Welcome to Season 5!
youtu.be/MHfthIV3M9M?...
Coming at 7:00 PM CST only the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel! Welcome to Season 5!
youtu.be/MHfthIV3M9M?...
Uncle Marlow's Terrible Dance Two's!
YouTube video by Rank Sarpac
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October 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Guess what… RANK SARPAC is Rank SarBACK! SEASON 5 begins in 30 minutes with the super cool and very fresh video “Uncle Marlow’s Terrible Dance Two’s!”
Coming at 7:00 PM CST only the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel! Welcome to Season 5!
youtu.be/MHfthIV3M9M?...
Coming at 7:00 PM CST only the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel! Welcome to Season 5!
youtu.be/MHfthIV3M9M?...
Oh yeah, also Season 5 is coming soon. I’ve been working as a contracted filmmaker? So it’s been weird and busy.
October 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Oh yeah, also Season 5 is coming soon. I’ve been working as a contracted filmmaker? So it’s been weird and busy.
Let the men in black take me, I will die exposing the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia conspiracy. We know what we saw. How could we all remember the same one, the same shape, the same shade, the same position, angle, the same everything? It’s too specific. #IKnowWhatISaw
October 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Let the men in black take me, I will die exposing the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia conspiracy. We know what we saw. How could we all remember the same one, the same shape, the same shade, the same position, angle, the same everything? It’s too specific. #IKnowWhatISaw
Am I the only one who’s forced to play the #AppleMusic game of just disliking recommended discovery playlist songs for a half hour at a time?
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Am I the only one who’s forced to play the #AppleMusic game of just disliking recommended discovery playlist songs for a half hour at a time?
Our planet is nothing more than a decent observatory on the edge of a galaxy. And so, we’re uniquely positioned to attempt an exploration of space. But instead we’re busy debating the imaginary money we want to spend on killing fellow humans because of imaginary geographic lines drawn by dead men.
July 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Our planet is nothing more than a decent observatory on the edge of a galaxy. And so, we’re uniquely positioned to attempt an exploration of space. But instead we’re busy debating the imaginary money we want to spend on killing fellow humans because of imaginary geographic lines drawn by dead men.
It’s the confidence in the egregiousness of the ignorance that’s so offensive. #AntiFascist
June 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It’s the confidence in the egregiousness of the ignorance that’s so offensive. #AntiFascist
I am once again asking for your forgiveness in the delay in content. I just got a voice acting thing that has been really transformative for life lately so there’s a small readjustment happening. But I’m itching to use that fortune to help Rank Sarpac and finally get the feature really going. -🧡
May 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I am once again asking for your forgiveness in the delay in content. I just got a voice acting thing that has been really transformative for life lately so there’s a small readjustment happening. But I’m itching to use that fortune to help Rank Sarpac and finally get the feature really going. -🧡
April 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I became a paid voice actor this week. :)
April 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I became a paid voice actor this week. :)
PREMIERING NOW: “RFK JR.’s WTF ABC’s!” With no Department of Education, RFK is here to teach the kids their ABC’s! If it weren’t for the bore worms… airing now on #YouTube!
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RFK JR 's WTF ABC's
RFK Jr. is here to teach all the kids in the USA their ABCs since the Department of Education won't! ————— TikTok | ranksarpac X | RankSarpac Instagram / Threads | rank_sarpac Bluesky | @ranksarpac.bsky.social Mastodon | @[email protected] Twitch | ranksarpac [email protected] ————— #Comedy #RFKJr #FlashGordon #Vaccines #Parody —————
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April 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
PREMIERING NOW: “RFK JR.’s WTF ABC’s!” With no Department of Education, RFK is here to teach the kids their ABC’s! If it weren’t for the bore worms… airing now on #YouTube!
youtu.be/Y87bYUqR1uc?...
youtu.be/Y87bYUqR1uc?...
AIRING in 1 hour! It’s “RFK JR’s WTF ABC’s!” Not the bore worms!!! Only on the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel!
youtu.be/Y87bYUqR1uc?...
youtu.be/Y87bYUqR1uc?...
RFK JR 's WTF ABC's
RFK Jr. is here to teach all the kids in the USA their ABCs since the Department of Education won't! ————— TikTok | ranksarpac X | RankSarpac Instagram / Threads | rank_sarpac Bluesky | @ranksarpac.bsky.social Mastodon | @[email protected] Twitch | ranksarpac [email protected] ————— #ComedyVideo #Parody #RFKJr #FlashGordon —————
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April 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
AIRING in 1 hour! It’s “RFK JR’s WTF ABC’s!” Not the bore worms!!! Only on the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel!
youtu.be/Y87bYUqR1uc?...
youtu.be/Y87bYUqR1uc?...
Working hard to get RFK JR’s ABC’s out by tonight! Close to finalized edit.
April 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Working hard to get RFK JR’s ABC’s out by tonight! Close to finalized edit.
$9.6T of value wiped out since inauguration. Budget measure passed adding $5.7T to the debt over the next decade with $4.5T in tax cuts going right to the 1%. They care about you for two things: stealing your vote and your money. #Resist
April 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
$9.6T of value wiped out since inauguration. Budget measure passed adding $5.7T to the debt over the next decade with $4.5T in tax cuts going right to the 1%. They care about you for two things: stealing your vote and your money. #Resist
Unfortunately, this week entailed doing three amateur home repairs and having one fixed professionally. So “RFK Jr.’s ABC’s” will likely be released between now and Monday. Apologies! But the edit is pretty far along. Eat, drink, and pretend the world isn’t on fire!
April 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Unfortunately, this week entailed doing three amateur home repairs and having one fixed professionally. So “RFK Jr.’s ABC’s” will likely be released between now and Monday. Apologies! But the edit is pretty far along. Eat, drink, and pretend the world isn’t on fire!