Ramblin Fosho
@randyfosho.bsky.social
A very cool guy who likes to party a lot and not be a jerk
How long before an ICE agent shoots one of those walking monks and claims he felt threatened by his khakkhara?
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
How long before an ICE agent shoots one of those walking monks and claims he felt threatened by his khakkhara?
Sandstorm is my favorite Christmas song
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Sandstorm is my favorite Christmas song
In an effort to get more people to like me as my popularity diminishes, I’m going to start talking lots of shit about Bob Ross
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In an effort to get more people to like me as my popularity diminishes, I’m going to start talking lots of shit about Bob Ross
Stopped showering and washing my hands so I can feel less guilty about using AI
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Stopped showering and washing my hands so I can feel less guilty about using AI
I’m such a cuck I bought a dildo for my fleshlight
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m such a cuck I bought a dildo for my fleshlight
From The Hard Times:
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
From The Hard Times:
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
“Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
Love Actually sucks actually
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Love Actually sucks actually
I wonder if Buddy Guy and Guy Mann-Dude ever played a show together
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I wonder if Buddy Guy and Guy Mann-Dude ever played a show together
Brb, changing my name to
July 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Brb, changing my name to
If I had to choose I’d rather eat mud than shit, but I’d rather figure out a way to not have to eat either
July 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If I had to choose I’d rather eat mud than shit, but I’d rather figure out a way to not have to eat either
I don’t think straight people realize how gay the Savannah Bananas are
July 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don’t think straight people realize how gay the Savannah Bananas are
Australian incels be like “Jar Organ”
June 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Australian incels be like “Jar Organ”
I wish anyone loved me as much as white suburban boomers love their lawns
May 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wish anyone loved me as much as white suburban boomers love their lawns
Top 5 wrappers
1. The young man who wrapped the gift I bought my wife at JC Penney
2. The nurse who wrapped my bandage at the ER in 2017
3. The curt but professional man who wraps my gyros at the Greek deli down the street
4. My mom when she wrapped my Christmas presents when I was a kid
5. Jay-Z
1. The young man who wrapped the gift I bought my wife at JC Penney
2. The nurse who wrapped my bandage at the ER in 2017
3. The curt but professional man who wraps my gyros at the Greek deli down the street
4. My mom when she wrapped my Christmas presents when I was a kid
5. Jay-Z
February 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Top 5 wrappers
1. The young man who wrapped the gift I bought my wife at JC Penney
2. The nurse who wrapped my bandage at the ER in 2017
3. The curt but professional man who wraps my gyros at the Greek deli down the street
4. My mom when she wrapped my Christmas presents when I was a kid
5. Jay-Z
1. The young man who wrapped the gift I bought my wife at JC Penney
2. The nurse who wrapped my bandage at the ER in 2017
3. The curt but professional man who wraps my gyros at the Greek deli down the street
4. My mom when she wrapped my Christmas presents when I was a kid
5. Jay-Z
Thinking about selling my SpaceX rocket and donating the money to Steven Colbert
February 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Thinking about selling my SpaceX rocket and donating the money to Steven Colbert
If there are bands called Prints and Share they should play a show together
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If there are bands called Prints and Share they should play a show together
Oh that dragon who’s flying around torching everything with his breath? Yeah don’t worry about him, we wrote some words down on paper quite a while ago to make it clear that what he’s doing is unacceptable. He should stop destroying everything just as soon as he realizes he’s not allowed to do that.
February 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh that dragon who’s flying around torching everything with his breath? Yeah don’t worry about him, we wrote some words down on paper quite a while ago to make it clear that what he’s doing is unacceptable. He should stop destroying everything just as soon as he realizes he’s not allowed to do that.
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I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
Q: Why did the liberal cross the road?
A: Grow up, this is the real world and you can’t just cross the road. You have let the cars run over you a little bit because that’s just how the world works. Stop expecting perfection and come back to reality where we accept getting hit by a cars a little bit
A: Grow up, this is the real world and you can’t just cross the road. You have let the cars run over you a little bit because that’s just how the world works. Stop expecting perfection and come back to reality where we accept getting hit by a cars a little bit
February 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Q: Why did the liberal cross the road?
A: Grow up, this is the real world and you can’t just cross the road. You have let the cars run over you a little bit because that’s just how the world works. Stop expecting perfection and come back to reality where we accept getting hit by a cars a little bit
A: Grow up, this is the real world and you can’t just cross the road. You have let the cars run over you a little bit because that’s just how the world works. Stop expecting perfection and come back to reality where we accept getting hit by a cars a little bit
“He can’t do that,” I say as he drives off with my kid after setting my house on fire, “he can’t just do that.”
January 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“He can’t do that,” I say as he drives off with my kid after setting my house on fire, “he can’t just do that.”
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Biting my tongue and pretending to be a super chill guy who doesn’t care about such petty things any time someone calls it the hamburger button is my greatest burden to bear
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Biting my tongue and pretending to be a super chill guy who doesn’t care about such petty things any time someone calls it the hamburger button is my greatest burden to bear
Gonna invent an app called DikDok. Just can’t figure out what kind of videos to feature 🤔
January 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gonna invent an app called DikDok. Just can’t figure out what kind of videos to feature 🤔
In 2025 we’re bringing back the word twerp
January 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In 2025 we’re bringing back the word twerp
Not sure why we need AI music when Hozier exists
December 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Not sure why we need AI music when Hozier exists