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A random synopsis of a star trek episode by @mrnuclear.monster
Find out more about him at https://mrnuclear.monster
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This time Dr. McCoy finds a post-apocalyptic civilization yet actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This time Dr. McCoy finds a post-apocalyptic civilization yet actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
This time Cmdr. Tuvok isn't sure if they can love anymore nevertheless could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This time Cmdr. Tuvok isn't sure if they can love anymore nevertheless could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.
This time Captain Picard spends the entire episode on a FaceTime call with Admiral Vance though has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This time Captain Picard spends the entire episode on a FaceTime call with Admiral Vance though has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission
Tonight on Star Trek
Spock eats some food cubes however has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission
Spock eats some food cubes however has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Tonight on Star Trek
Spock eats some food cubes however has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission
Spock eats some food cubes however has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission
This time Captain Janeway accidentally starts a war between two alien races though can't escape the holodeck!
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This time Captain Janeway accidentally starts a war between two alien races though can't escape the holodeck!
In this episode Counselor Troi loses a valued crewmember we've never heard of before on an away mission nevertheless can't remember the last 24 hours.
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
In this episode Counselor Troi loses a valued crewmember we've never heard of before on an away mission nevertheless can't remember the last 24 hours.
In this episode Chief O'Brien can't stop dancing nevertheless also finds an unexpected love.
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
In this episode Chief O'Brien can't stop dancing nevertheless also finds an unexpected love.
This time Uhura repurposes the ship's computers to mine bitcoin but also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This time Uhura repurposes the ship's computers to mine bitcoin but also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.
This time Spock accidentally starts a war between two alien races nevertheless really discovers why the spice must flow.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This time Spock accidentally starts a war between two alien races nevertheless really discovers why the spice must flow.
Tonight on Deep Space 9
Chief O'Brien battles the Jem'Hadar yet is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
Chief O'Brien battles the Jem'Hadar yet is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight on Deep Space 9
Chief O'Brien battles the Jem'Hadar yet is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
Chief O'Brien battles the Jem'Hadar yet is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
Next week, on CBS All-Access Admiral Cornwell finds out how to get really high on mycelium spores though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Next week, on CBS All-Access Admiral Cornwell finds out how to get really high on mycelium spores though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first
This time Lieutenant Tyler is convicted of mutiny however they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This time Lieutenant Tyler is convicted of mutiny however they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
Next week, on CBS All-Access L'Rell is convicted of mutiny yet they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Next week, on CBS All-Access L'Rell is convicted of mutiny yet they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Cmdr. Tuvok finds a giant space creature but could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
Cmdr. Tuvok finds a giant space creature but could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager
Cmdr. Tuvok finds a giant space creature but could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
Cmdr. Tuvok finds a giant space creature but could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
Tonight on Star Trek
Captain Kirk watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
Captain Kirk watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tonight on Star Trek
Captain Kirk watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
Captain Kirk watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
In this episode Seven of Nine has a transporter accident and is merged with Neelix nevertheless also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In this episode Seven of Nine has a transporter accident and is merged with Neelix nevertheless also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.
This time Mr. Scott is stuck in The Nexus for 75 years yet finds the ship overrun with holodeck characters!
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This time Mr. Scott is stuck in The Nexus for 75 years yet finds the ship overrun with holodeck characters!
In this episode Counselor Troi makes first contact with a race of sentient insects yet can't find any coffee.
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In this episode Counselor Troi makes first contact with a race of sentient insects yet can't find any coffee.
This time Captain Janeway can't escape a dream though actually is the reason why we cry.
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This time Captain Janeway can't escape a dream though actually is the reason why we cry.
In this episode Tom Paris meets a hyperintelligent George Costanza forehead alien but could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the ship first
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In this episode Tom Paris meets a hyperintelligent George Costanza forehead alien but could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the ship first
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Lieutenant Tyler can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS however the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Lieutenant Tyler can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS however the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
In this episode Harry has a transporter accident yet actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In this episode Harry has a transporter accident yet actually is the true source of anime on Earth.
In this episode Data plays Dom-Jot with Ensign Reyes again but really discovers why the spice must flow.
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In this episode Data plays Dom-Jot with Ensign Reyes again but really discovers why the spice must flow.
This time Mr. Scott makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race however actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This time Mr. Scott makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race however actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Michael is convicted of mutiny nevertheless actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Michael is convicted of mutiny nevertheless actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.