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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 24m

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Chief O'Brien thinks they’ve won the truth from Garak nevertheless could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.

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In this episode Commander Saru accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores although also starts another war!

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This time Spock finds a post-apocalyptic civilization yet actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.

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Tonight on Deep Space 9
Kira battles the Jem'Hadar nevertheless could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.

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This time Lieutenant Tyler accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

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Next week, on CBS All-Access Doctor Culber crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart nevertheless they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

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This time Dr. McCoy meets another fake god although never really resolves the Klingon problem.

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In this episode Hoshi makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race but this is really an episode about the B plot

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In this episode Commander Sisko plays a few rounds of Tongo however this is really an episode about the B plot

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In this episode Chief O'Brien visits the Celestial Temple though also starts another war!

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Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Admiral Cornwell increases the frequency of Black Alert drills however could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first

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In this episode Hoshi can't leave well enough alone nevertheless this is really an episode about the B plot

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This time Odo opens a space-Etsy shop to exploit the people of Bajor and their love for cheap jewelery yet can't find any coffee.

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Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Data sure as shit isn't going into another meeting however also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

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This time Subcommander T'Pol travels through time yet actually is the reason why we cry.

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Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dr. Pulaski meets space nazis but has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission

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In this episode Ensign Ro has some meetings that seem like they're going nowhere though also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.

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In this episode Kira opens a space-Etsy shop to exploit the people of Bajor and their love for cheap jewelery but could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.

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This time Chief O'Brien has a transporter accident yet finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

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This time Dr. Crusher battles a Borg cube yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

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In this episode Captain Picard accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck nevertheless actually is the reason why we love.

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This time Travis solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

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Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Ensign Tilly gets caught running a tardigrade fighting ring although is suspiciously sensitive to light

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This time Captain Kirk meets a friendly robot who just wants to love yet also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.

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Tonight on Enterprise
Hoshi is caught in a time bubble though it turns out it's a faaaaaake