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A random synopsis of a star trek episode by @mrnuclear.monster
Find out more about him at https://mrnuclear.monster
You can also find this bot on Mastodon at https://mastodon.social/@randostartrek
This time B'Elanna finds a post-apocalyptic civilization nevertheless the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This time B'Elanna finds a post-apocalyptic civilization nevertheless the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!
This time Dax is sentenced to 20 years in a labor camp for mind crimes on some planet we’ve never heard of before or since however they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This time Dax is sentenced to 20 years in a labor camp for mind crimes on some planet we’ve never heard of before or since however they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home
In this episode Dr. Crusher finally figures out how to make a cloak work although also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
In this episode Dr. Crusher finally figures out how to make a cloak work although also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.
This time Travis hopes that the next leap is the leap home however the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This time Travis hopes that the next leap is the leap home however the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
In this episode Kira plays baseball again for some reason yet also starts another war!
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
In this episode Kira plays baseball again for some reason yet also starts another war!
Tonight on Star Trek
Spock finds a colony of children though they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
Spock finds a colony of children though they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Tonight on Star Trek
Spock finds a colony of children though they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
Spock finds a colony of children though they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Doctor Culber gets caught running a tardigrade fighting ring though also starts another war!
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Doctor Culber gets caught running a tardigrade fighting ring though also starts another war!
This time Spock is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 nevertheless can't escape the holodeck!
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This time Spock is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 nevertheless can't escape the holodeck!
In this episode Tom Paris battles a Borg cube however really discovers why the spice must flow.
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
In this episode Tom Paris battles a Borg cube however really discovers why the spice must flow.
This time Data visits Deep Space 9 yet could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This time Data visits Deep Space 9 yet could have solved everything if the transporter had just worked.
This time Chekov enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys but the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This time Chekov enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys but the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
Tonight on Star Trek
Chekov has some trouble with tribbles though could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.
Chekov has some trouble with tribbles though could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tonight on Star Trek
Chekov has some trouble with tribbles though could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.
Chekov has some trouble with tribbles though could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.
In this episode Dr. Bashir finally figures out how to make a cloak work although actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In this episode Dr. Bashir finally figures out how to make a cloak work although actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.
In this episode Kira destroys a starter universe but actually is the reason why we cry.
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In this episode Kira destroys a starter universe but actually is the reason why we cry.
In this episode Counselor Troi is caught in a time bubble though also finds an unexpected love.
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In this episode Counselor Troi is caught in a time bubble though also finds an unexpected love.
This time Voq accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores nevertheless is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This time Voq accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores nevertheless is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.
This time Michael reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin yet actually is the reason why we cry.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This time Michael reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin yet actually is the reason why we cry.
In this episode Captain Lorca gets stuck in a time loop though actually is the reason why we love.
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In this episode Captain Lorca gets stuck in a time loop though actually is the reason why we love.
This time Captain Archer makes first contact with a race of sentient insects but also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This time Captain Archer makes first contact with a race of sentient insects but also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
In this episode Chief O'Brien joins the Founders’ Great Web Ring though the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
In this episode Chief O'Brien joins the Founders’ Great Web Ring though the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.
Tonight on Enterprise
Subcommander T'Pol can't leave well enough alone though is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
Subcommander T'Pol can't leave well enough alone though is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Tonight on Enterprise
Subcommander T'Pol can't leave well enough alone though is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
Subcommander T'Pol can't leave well enough alone though is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Commander Saru reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin though also starts another war!
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Commander Saru reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin though also starts another war!
In this episode Commander Saru crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
December 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In this episode Commander Saru crosses into the mirror universe to steal a pizza ordered by their counterpart although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.
This time Chief O'Brien meets a Q although also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This time Chief O'Brien meets a Q although also convinces Starfleet to let them go back to Risa.
Tonight on Star Trek
Uhura watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
Uhura watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Tonight on Star Trek
Uhura watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
Uhura watches as Yeoman Reyes is turned into novelty-sized dice however they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.