Random Carp
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Random Carp
@randomcarp.bsky.social
Random observations from a random fish in a river near you. Possibly a parody.
Because for the WH press corps, continued access trumps (excuse the pun) truth and democracy.
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So much for Emmer getting Speaker of the House when Johnson gets kicked in the Johnson.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Or have they come up with a medical miracle that allows her face to move normally again?
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Isn't she always stone faced?
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Thank you! This fish understood!
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It's a good thing his hand is so teeny (harder to find in a photo).
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hard pass. I don't want to get sexually abused.
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Absolutely! Swimming while posting on Bluesky takes a lot of effort.
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Furthermore, the WH press corps is strongly disincentivized from pushing back on obvious bullshit because they don't want to lose their precious WH passes.

Democracy may perish but at least those lackeys will have their fucking WH passes so they can have ringside seats to the shitshow.
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Please explain this in terms a fish would understand.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sounds like another "discrepancy", eh?
December 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Concepts of a plan"
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ironically, that same crowd finds the moon landing "hard to believe". As in, these goobers think it was faked.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Trump: China is buying $14T in soybeans
Reality: $0

What discrepancy?
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
As they should!
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM