Ramzy Nasrallah
@ramzy.bsky.social
on a good day we can part the sea
“they can’t cover you, Geller.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“they can’t cover you, Geller.”
welp it just happened again
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
welp it just happened again
Penn State on an absolute heater this season (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Penn State on an absolute heater this season (derogatory)
1. They make 6'6" linebackers in Georgia now
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
1. They make 6'6" linebackers in Georgia now
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
For any Oregon fans unaccustomed to what playing Iowa is like
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For any Oregon fans unaccustomed to what playing Iowa is like
for anyone uninterested in the football filler I'm required to type into these things, here's the Dead part
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
for anyone uninterested in the football filler I'm required to type into these things, here's the Dead part
draft-eligible underclassmen seeing the Jets pile up high draft picks
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
draft-eligible underclassmen seeing the Jets pile up high draft picks
running off-tackle in the most telegraphed way is my passion
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
running off-tackle in the most telegraphed way is my passion
TIL Brian Kelly is Cleo McDowell www.espn.com/blog/green-b...
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
TIL Brian Kelly is Cleo McDowell www.espn.com/blog/green-b...
Among Godfrey’s myriad of skills is turning a “who could have possibly seen this disaster coming” essay about a mismatch that could be seen from space before it happened into an elegant skewering Toni Morrison would have found the grace to deliver apologetically
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Among Godfrey’s myriad of skills is turning a “who could have possibly seen this disaster coming” essay about a mismatch that could be seen from space before it happened into an elegant skewering Toni Morrison would have found the grace to deliver apologetically
copped their last six cinnamon rolls 😤
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
copped their last six cinnamon rolls 😤
In Morgantown for a little football weekend and ran into an old friend from Columbus
October 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
In Morgantown for a little football weekend and ran into an old friend from Columbus
live stats are like fuck it, can we just go home (4Q just started)
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
live stats are like fuck it, can we just go home (4Q just started)
look at Arvelle Reese
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
look at Arvelle Reese
The discourse, baby
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The discourse, baby
And shout out to -
1) City Barbecue donating 48lbs of pulled pork
2) every Jen/Jennifer/Jenny I met yesterday, you’re all limited edition Gen X classic vintages
3) this handsome guy who asked if I would take a photo with him with giant fists
1) City Barbecue donating 48lbs of pulled pork
2) every Jen/Jennifer/Jenny I met yesterday, you’re all limited edition Gen X classic vintages
3) this handsome guy who asked if I would take a photo with him with giant fists
October 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
And shout out to -
1) City Barbecue donating 48lbs of pulled pork
2) every Jen/Jennifer/Jenny I met yesterday, you’re all limited edition Gen X classic vintages
3) this handsome guy who asked if I would take a photo with him with giant fists
1) City Barbecue donating 48lbs of pulled pork
2) every Jen/Jennifer/Jenny I met yesterday, you’re all limited edition Gen X classic vintages
3) this handsome guy who asked if I would take a photo with him with giant fists
repurposing for the white out and bama-georgia, so go sports go whiskey
September 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
repurposing for the white out and bama-georgia, so go sports go whiskey
There is quite literally no hypothetical scenario the SEC would not dominate. An ♾️ and zero record, no blemishes
September 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
There is quite literally no hypothetical scenario the SEC would not dominate. An ♾️ and zero record, no blemishes
reminder what this potato's cheat sheet looks like
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
reminder what this potato's cheat sheet looks like
The least Browns thing I’ve ever seen in my damn life
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The least Browns thing I’ve ever seen in my damn life
It just matters more
September 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It just matters more
customer satisfaction continues to hover near record lows 🥩
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
customer satisfaction continues to hover near record lows 🥩