Ramzy Nasrallah
@ramzy.bsky.social
on a good day we can part the sea
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I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
Wrote about John Cafferty & the Beaver Brown Band
THE SITUATIONAL: Thank You, Next
Michigan has scored on 13 of 18 2nd half drives since the rivalry turned, giving Matt Patricia the opportunity to force a 4th quarter punt for the first time since Jeff Hafley was Ohio State's defensi...
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wrote about John Cafferty & the Beaver Brown Band
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Michigan Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Michigan Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
UMASS: schedule Friends, you cowards
COLLEGE FOOTBALL SP+ TOP 766, WEEK 14
UMass -0.5 Friends (NAIA) 😳😬
Lehigh -2.5 Purdue
Harding: 9th in the MAC
North Central: 8th in the MVFC
Michigan -120.5 Madonna (Mich.)
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
UMass -0.5 Friends (NAIA) 😳😬
Lehigh -2.5 Purdue
Harding: 9th in the MAC
North Central: 8th in the MVFC
Michigan -120.5 Madonna (Mich.)
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
UMASS: schedule Friends, you cowards
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"Why isn't there an Eleven Warriors bourbon?"
*record scratch*
*record scratch*
High Bank Distillery and Eleven Warriors Team Up for “Silver Bullets” Single Barrel, Releasing Black Friday
Our first barrel pick with High Bank — Silver Bullets — arrives Black Friday at 11 a.m. Limited run, maple syrup cask finish, and proceeds support the Mid-Ohio Food Collective.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Why isn't there an Eleven Warriors bourbon?"
*record scratch*
*record scratch*
Forcing Michigan to watch this film is pretty funny honestly
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Forcing Michigan to watch this film is pretty funny honestly
Who had “Rutgers will have the two most prolific WRs - by far - in today’s game” in their game preview? Show yourselves
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Who had “Rutgers will have the two most prolific WRs - by far - in today’s game” in their game preview? Show yourselves
LISTEN UP, MICHIGAN ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵈᵘˡᵗˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᵗʰᶦˢ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ YOU PIECES OF SHIT
U-M board publicly opposes Big Ten private equity
The University of Michigan governing board publicly declared its opposition to the possibility of giving up a stake of the Big Ten in exchange for $2.4 billion in private investment.
www.espn.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
LISTEN UP, MICHIGAN ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵈᵘˡᵗˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᵗʰᶦˢ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ YOU PIECES OF SHIT
welp it just happened again
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
welp it just happened again
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Special teams seem to have turned it around. Ohio has never been at war with New Jersey. And Carnell Tate and Jeremiah Smith are both going to be just fine.
THE SITUATIONAL: Two Truths and a Lie
Ohio State's seniors get one last glorious crack at the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, a program no Buckeye football player has ever lost to.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Special teams seem to have turned it around. Ohio has never been at war with New Jersey. And Carnell Tate and Jeremiah Smith are both going to be just fine.
Wrote about Carnell Tate, Jeremiah Smith & Bon Jovi
THE SITUATIONAL: Two Truths and a Lie
Ohio State's seniors get one last glorious crack at the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, a program no Buckeye football player has ever lost to.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wrote about Carnell Tate, Jeremiah Smith & Bon Jovi
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Rutgers Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
PROGRAMMING NOTE: Rutgers Situational, 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com
Penn State on an absolute heater this season (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Penn State on an absolute heater this season (derogatory)
1. They make 6'6" linebackers in Georgia now
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
1. They make 6'6" linebackers in Georgia now
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
2. Not photoshopped, he's actually this big. Sitting atop St. John Arena as one does, bored by the fireworks going off near his head
3. Expect his ranking to jump several hundred spots now because *karate chop hand gestures* recruiting is an exact science
UCLA has two 1st downs going into halftime. Just play the 2/3/4s the rest of the way. Smith was noticeably gimpy
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
UCLA has two 1st downs going into halftime. Just play the 2/3/4s the rest of the way. Smith was noticeably gimpy
Amazing TD run by RB4 in the 2nd quarter
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Amazing TD run by RB4 in the 2nd quarter
Apparently I have no idea what roughing the passer is anymore
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Apparently I have no idea what roughing the passer is anymore
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Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world.
It must be nice to be able to draw a holding flag in conference play
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It must be nice to be able to draw a holding flag in conference play
This TAMU game reeeeeeeks way more than “they’re having a bad day” absolutely reeks
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This TAMU game reeeeeeeks way more than “they’re having a bad day” absolutely reeks
Wisconsin is on its 4th string everything and yet the S&C staff hasn’t even been arrested yet
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Wisconsin is on its 4th string everything and yet the S&C staff hasn’t even been arrested yet
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
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Ohio State and UCLA could both decide to wear their home uniforms on Saturday night. They've done it before!
THE SITUATIONAL: Kills Well With Others
The Buckeyes' streak of games which feature exactly six scoring drives is currently at five. That's all of October and 40% of November.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ohio State and UCLA could both decide to wear their home uniforms on Saturday night. They've done it before!
8 million songs about Los Angeles and I wrote about one of them
THE SITUATIONAL: Kills Well With Others
The Buckeyes' streak of games which feature exactly six scoring drives is currently at five. That's all of October and 40% of November.
www.elevenwarriors.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
8 million songs about Los Angeles and I wrote about one of them