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Rafi Torres 🇵🇷
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This was no BOAT ACCIDENT
Conservatives absolutely LOSING IT over Mamdani. Hadn’t seen this many dicks get bent out of shape since skinny jeans were in
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Shower thoughts, idea for a movie:
HELLicopter: The Killa Choppa
November 30, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Is there a name for the thing where even the dumbest ideologies sound reasonable if you only read the first paragraph of the Wikipedia article?
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
hey it’s a podcast to discuss the formation of the committee that will explore recommendations that they will then make to congressional committees on how to make government more efficient, maybe
Who’s ready for the worst podcast of all time
November 22, 2024 at 6:38 PM
This is awesome!
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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I'm serious when I say that STEM without the Arts, Social Sciences, and Humanities will produce more "innovative" tech bros who giddily reinvent rent, roommates, taxes, and...roller skates. With complete, straight-faced, sincerity. This is a problem. And I have a list (So, a thread )
July 3, 2023 at 4:18 PM
I was on the fence about this Ghislaine Maxwell lady but this was a bridge too far for me
July 3, 2023 at 1:41 PM
oh you’re an Elon fan? name 3 outages
July 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
July 2, 2023 at 5:33 AM
Papa John called it: the day of reckoning would come
this is like the sound of the 7th trumpet
July 2, 2023 at 12:00 AM
I see 600 tweets in a single work zoom meeting
I eat 600 tweets for breakfast
July 1, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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🙌
July 1, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Elon Musk ukelele apology
July 1, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Bluesky devs scrambling to set up a second server rn
Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue.

You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/
July 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
We adopted a cat! This is Gnocchi, she's around a month old. A friend of ours found her on the street when she was newborn, her mom missing. Now she will rule this house with an iron paw 🥹
June 30, 2023 at 5:50 PM
So they're ruling against LGBTQ rights, striking down student loan forgiveness, ending affirmative action, reversing abortion rights, getting cozy with their rich pals...

then the agent asks "what's the name of the act?" "The Aristocrats!"
June 30, 2023 at 3:05 PM
air quality so toxic it's taking a selfie in its pickup truck with wraparound sunglasses
June 29, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Killer breakfast for Thursday 📽️
June 29, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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Air quality so toxic that it just joined Twitter.
June 28, 2023 at 9:28 PM
I'm a professional pet sitter (accidentally sat on my cat twice)
June 28, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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I want the whole set
June 28, 2023 at 7:41 PM
if you’re waiting outside a strip club and the poles close DO NOT LEAVE THE LINE
June 28, 2023 at 12:25 AM