Rafe
@raferake.bsky.social
Not really a rake.
1992 years old, elderly millennial no shame
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1992 years old, elderly millennial no shame
account belongs to and will only interact with adults. if not, stay away! thanks
banner is by @khimer.bsky.social
in the event of future litigation: do not take anything posted here seriously
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Rafe
@raferake.bsky.social
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not gonna lie, the weather change can be nice, but i will really dread having to hit the road soon
the way people have been driving it's like they have nothing to live for. i fear one day that someone will pull some dangerous move, and all of a sudden you never hear from me again
drive safe!
the way people have been driving it's like they have nothing to live for. i fear one day that someone will pull some dangerous move, and all of a sudden you never hear from me again
drive safe!
i think after today's near miss, i'll make this my new pinned
bad weather, recklessness, being on the road more. not trying to manifest anything, but just going to have this here as a "stay safe" reminder:
stay safe! make it back home to watch some dirty porno movies at the end of the day (kidding)
bad weather, recklessness, being on the road more. not trying to manifest anything, but just going to have this here as a "stay safe" reminder:
stay safe! make it back home to watch some dirty porno movies at the end of the day (kidding)
there should be a remake of anastasia but where rasputin is played by the lorax
(the lorax would also play anatasia too. trust me)
(the lorax would also play anatasia too. trust me)
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
there should be a remake of anastasia but where rasputin is played by the lorax
(the lorax would also play anatasia too. trust me)
(the lorax would also play anatasia too. trust me)
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
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This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
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Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
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(OC) redesigning Yearn, an old character of mine and I'd like opinions
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
(OC) redesigning Yearn, an old character of mine and I'd like opinions
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when you realize gamers are mad about women being "not hot" in games is about control and not horniness, their intentions become clearer, their worldview darker. patriarchy must be violently enforced.
it's not about good ol' wholesome horniness because any game worth playing can be modded for that.
it's not about good ol' wholesome horniness because any game worth playing can be modded for that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
when you realize gamers are mad about women being "not hot" in games is about control and not horniness, their intentions become clearer, their worldview darker. patriarchy must be violently enforced.
it's not about good ol' wholesome horniness because any game worth playing can be modded for that.
it's not about good ol' wholesome horniness because any game worth playing can be modded for that.
hiya, my name is "metaphorical tornado" nice to meet ya
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
hiya, my name is "metaphorical tornado" nice to meet ya
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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Ms. Rachel is an absolute hero. She’s gotten so much abuse for her extremely compassionate, humane - and in my opinion, common sense - views on children being hurt and killed in Gaza. But she’s not letting that silence her. Bless you Ms. R. 
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Ms. Rachel is an absolute hero. She’s gotten so much abuse for her extremely compassionate, humane - and in my opinion, common sense - views on children being hurt and killed in Gaza. But she’s not letting that silence her. Bless you Ms. R. 
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social
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Out of curiosity why would we want e-bikes to go over 20mph??
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Out of curiosity why would we want e-bikes to go over 20mph??
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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"please come back to twitter"
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"please come back to twitter"
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December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I was teaching in austin during this race, and another teacher in my cohort was dear friends with Jessica Cisneros, the woman running against him.
Pro abortion, pro-medicare for all, immigration attorney for RAICES. And the dems backed her conservative opponent.
Pro abortion, pro-medicare for all, immigration attorney for RAICES. And the dems backed her conservative opponent.
Nancy Pelosi gave $4,000 to incumbent Henry Cuellar in December 2021, in his Democratic primary rematch vs. progressive Jessica Cisneros. Dem leaders circled and backed him.
The next month, FBI raided Cuellar's home.
He won the primary in June by only 289 votes. He was indicted on bribery in 2024.
The next month, FBI raided Cuellar's home.
He won the primary in June by only 289 votes. He was indicted on bribery in 2024.
Here Are the Congressional Democrats Who Donated to Anti-Choice Dem Henry Cuellar
Facing a strong primary challenge from pro-choice Jessica Cisneros, anti-abortion Democrat Henry Cuellar secured crucial campaign support from at least 18 Democratic incumbents.
readsludge.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I was teaching in austin during this race, and another teacher in my cohort was dear friends with Jessica Cisneros, the woman running against him.
Pro abortion, pro-medicare for all, immigration attorney for RAICES. And the dems backed her conservative opponent.
Pro abortion, pro-medicare for all, immigration attorney for RAICES. And the dems backed her conservative opponent.
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Meanwhile Robin Ince genuinely has been cancelled for daring to voice his opinions and for defending trans people.
Where's the outrage from the "cancel culture" lot?
What are the Free Speech Union doing to help him?
Where's the outrage from the "cancel culture" lot?
What are the Free Speech Union doing to help him?
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Meanwhile Robin Ince genuinely has been cancelled for daring to voice his opinions and for defending trans people.
Where's the outrage from the "cancel culture" lot?
What are the Free Speech Union doing to help him?
Where's the outrage from the "cancel culture" lot?
What are the Free Speech Union doing to help him?
what if i were to tell you that there is a real person named "alan thicke" and despite being "thick" in name, no he is not a porno star!
but he is canadian, so idk how you feel about that
but he is canadian, so idk how you feel about that
December 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
what if i were to tell you that there is a real person named "alan thicke" and despite being "thick" in name, no he is not a porno star!
but he is canadian, so idk how you feel about that
but he is canadian, so idk how you feel about that
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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can you think of a single time you read the words “private equity” in a headline for a story about making the world better? no? me neither
Private equity has found a new source of profit: volunteer fire departments.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
Private Equity Finds a New Source of Profit: Volunteer Fire Departments
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
can you think of a single time you read the words “private equity” in a headline for a story about making the world better? no? me neither
can you see this? am i like "shadowbanned" shadowbanned, or just easily ignored?
if you can see this, please send a $100 bill folded inside a dirty magazine, and send it to:
if you can see this, please send a $100 bill folded inside a dirty magazine, and send it to:
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
can you see this? am i like "shadowbanned" shadowbanned, or just easily ignored?
if you can see this, please send a $100 bill folded inside a dirty magazine, and send it to:
if you can see this, please send a $100 bill folded inside a dirty magazine, and send it to:
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Just doesn't seem right for there to be something called Polymarket that isn't a dating app
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Just doesn't seem right for there to be something called Polymarket that isn't a dating app
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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The easiest way to emigrate to Canada after WWII was to claim you were an anti-communist and the easiest way to prove you were anti-communist was to present your literal Nazi service records. Canada was basically Argentina with moose and maple syrup.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The easiest way to emigrate to Canada after WWII was to claim you were an anti-communist and the easiest way to prove you were anti-communist was to present your literal Nazi service records. Canada was basically Argentina with moose and maple syrup.