Which is like an insane thing to be grateful towards! Like I remember hating the robot calls when they first popped up, but now I'm like thank you for being obviously a robot, thank you for not tricking me, thank you for not being programmed with a charming southern accent to try to put me at ease

Like I'm so grateful to know the thing I'm talking to is a robot, even if it's an annoying one. The feeling of dread that takes over me when I think I'm talking to a person and then I realize it's not when it repeats the same phrase verbatim with the same perfectly timed "Ummm"

Extra favorite is when the videos happen to catch him the background

Also stop them letting them play in the field/woods. Like there’s no cars but there’s coyotes, hawks, owls, dogs, other humans who leave poison out specially because they hate your outdoor cat. Like that’s real, someone did that to my moms cat

I watch my neighbors cat almost get hit by a car like EVERY DAY and I am STRESSED

No sports are safe from my furry mascot making hands!

Made sure to rub my dirty furry hands all over their precious little sports guy and imbue them with as much furry energy as possible

Not even a good hoodie, just like a boring black sweaty hoodie

Post Obliteration be upon ye, try posting something REAL

If you ever see that clip it’s usually stolen from Digic Pictures. Stray did not use Mocap in the making of, just closely studied their own cats. But the reposts get millions of views so idk why I fight an uphill battle to properly credit artists.

Ivar the Incredible Blind cat :( he’s such a good kitty, so I am very bummed