Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman
@rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social
Actual rabbi, soccer podcaster and writer. Uses the f-word probably a little too much. Buy my book. https://yourbayit.org/lifelessons/
#Rapids96 moves; zero surprises.
Travis, Hansen, Yapi options picked up.
Maxsø, Nate Jones, Mike Edwards Sam Bassett released.
4 players still in talks.
(I hope Colorado is working on a longer-term deal for Yapi.)
Travis, Hansen, Yapi options picked up.
Maxsø, Nate Jones, Mike Edwards Sam Bassett released.
4 players still in talks.
(I hope Colorado is working on a longer-term deal for Yapi.)
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
#Rapids96 moves; zero surprises.
Travis, Hansen, Yapi options picked up.
Maxsø, Nate Jones, Mike Edwards Sam Bassett released.
4 players still in talks.
(I hope Colorado is working on a longer-term deal for Yapi.)
Travis, Hansen, Yapi options picked up.
Maxsø, Nate Jones, Mike Edwards Sam Bassett released.
4 players still in talks.
(I hope Colorado is working on a longer-term deal for Yapi.)
Some personal news.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Some personal news.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Wow! The Riverhounds are going to the USL Championship Final!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wow! The Riverhounds are going to the USL Championship Final!!!
Preview: Rhode Island hope to keep defying the odds
My preview of the Pittsburgh Riverhounds-Rhode Island FC. Pic is my favorite thing I wrote.
Do us proud, @steel-city-fc.bsky.social . Call Koke Vegas a jagoff for 90 minutes.
pittsburghsoccernow.com/2025/11/13/p...
My preview of the Pittsburgh Riverhounds-Rhode Island FC. Pic is my favorite thing I wrote.
Do us proud, @steel-city-fc.bsky.social . Call Koke Vegas a jagoff for 90 minutes.
pittsburghsoccernow.com/2025/11/13/p...
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Preview: Rhode Island hope to keep defying the odds
My preview of the Pittsburgh Riverhounds-Rhode Island FC. Pic is my favorite thing I wrote.
Do us proud, @steel-city-fc.bsky.social . Call Koke Vegas a jagoff for 90 minutes.
pittsburghsoccernow.com/2025/11/13/p...
My preview of the Pittsburgh Riverhounds-Rhode Island FC. Pic is my favorite thing I wrote.
Do us proud, @steel-city-fc.bsky.social . Call Koke Vegas a jagoff for 90 minutes.
pittsburghsoccernow.com/2025/11/13/p...
This is so f#&%ing metal. Well done, @steelarmy.bsky.social .
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is so f#&%ing metal. Well done, @steelarmy.bsky.social .
If MLS can’t convince fotmob to display a three game series correctly I dunno that they should be doing this format.
Fotmob’s brackets show aggregate scores of the three games. Aggregate score is totally irrelevant. I’m annoyed.
Fotmob’s brackets show aggregate scores of the three games. Aggregate score is totally irrelevant. I’m annoyed.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If MLS can’t convince fotmob to display a three game series correctly I dunno that they should be doing this format.
Fotmob’s brackets show aggregate scores of the three games. Aggregate score is totally irrelevant. I’m annoyed.
Fotmob’s brackets show aggregate scores of the three games. Aggregate score is totally irrelevant. I’m annoyed.
‘Nobody Wants This’ handling how rabbis get selected for their jobs
IS SO FAR FROM REALITY THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HAD THE VATICAN SELECT FOR THEM
IS SO FAR FROM REALITY THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HAD THE VATICAN SELECT FOR THEM
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
‘Nobody Wants This’ handling how rabbis get selected for their jobs
IS SO FAR FROM REALITY THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HAD THE VATICAN SELECT FOR THEM
IS SO FAR FROM REALITY THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HAD THE VATICAN SELECT FOR THEM
Fall in Pittsburgh is purdy.
Winter, notsomuch.
Winter, notsomuch.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fall in Pittsburgh is purdy.
Winter, notsomuch.
Winter, notsomuch.
I feel like Schulte could be our number one if given the chance. Turner’s our 1 or 2.
However, the ACTUAL best gks in the pool since May are Sean Johnson, Matt Turner, Brad Stuver, Matt Freese, and Roman Celentano.
#BringBackSeanJohn
However, the ACTUAL best gks in the pool since May are Sean Johnson, Matt Turner, Brad Stuver, Matt Freese, and Roman Celentano.
#BringBackSeanJohn
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I feel like Schulte could be our number one if given the chance. Turner’s our 1 or 2.
However, the ACTUAL best gks in the pool since May are Sean Johnson, Matt Turner, Brad Stuver, Matt Freese, and Roman Celentano.
#BringBackSeanJohn
However, the ACTUAL best gks in the pool since May are Sean Johnson, Matt Turner, Brad Stuver, Matt Freese, and Roman Celentano.
#BringBackSeanJohn
God bless gaps in your meeting schedule.
October 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
God bless gaps in your meeting schedule.
Fotmob calling the wildcard round for the MLS Playoffs ‘the round of 32’ is such a diss.
The league only has 30 teams.
The league only has 30 teams.
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Fotmob calling the wildcard round for the MLS Playoffs ‘the round of 32’ is such a diss.
The league only has 30 teams.
The league only has 30 teams.
Me and Matt have LOTS to talk about tonight. Including some unpleasantness, an apology, and going forward.
Oh yeah also the Rapids tied and missed the playoffs.
@burgundywave.bsky.social @bymattpollard.bsky.social
#Rapids96
Oh yeah also the Rapids tied and missed the playoffs.
@burgundywave.bsky.social @bymattpollard.bsky.social
#Rapids96
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Me and Matt have LOTS to talk about tonight. Including some unpleasantness, an apology, and going forward.
Oh yeah also the Rapids tied and missed the playoffs.
@burgundywave.bsky.social @bymattpollard.bsky.social
#Rapids96
Oh yeah also the Rapids tied and missed the playoffs.
@burgundywave.bsky.social @bymattpollard.bsky.social
#Rapids96
It’s the time of year when the tree next door is gorgeous.
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s the time of year when the tree next door is gorgeous.
Hapoel Haifa’s might be worse. It has a shark and a telstar.
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hapoel Haifa’s might be worse. It has a shark and a telstar.
Popped up on my fotmob feed for soccer matches today.
Tell me FC Ashdod doesn’t have like the worst crest in organized football.
The blurry dolphin; the muddled mix of graphics and shapes, the barfy colors. The old school telstar soccer ball.
Just amazingly tacky.
Tell me FC Ashdod doesn’t have like the worst crest in organized football.
The blurry dolphin; the muddled mix of graphics and shapes, the barfy colors. The old school telstar soccer ball.
Just amazingly tacky.
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Popped up on my fotmob feed for soccer matches today.
Tell me FC Ashdod doesn’t have like the worst crest in organized football.
The blurry dolphin; the muddled mix of graphics and shapes, the barfy colors. The old school telstar soccer ball.
Just amazingly tacky.
Tell me FC Ashdod doesn’t have like the worst crest in organized football.
The blurry dolphin; the muddled mix of graphics and shapes, the barfy colors. The old school telstar soccer ball.
Just amazingly tacky.
Yeah, 0.08 xG vs 0.98 xG ain’t gonna get us into the playoffs.
October 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yeah, 0.08 xG vs 0.98 xG ain’t gonna get us into the playoffs.
Salt Lake has scored too.
Right now, EVEN a Rapids win wouldn’t get them in the playoffs.
Right now, EVEN a Rapids win wouldn’t get them in the playoffs.
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Salt Lake has scored too.
Right now, EVEN a Rapids win wouldn’t get them in the playoffs.
Right now, EVEN a Rapids win wouldn’t get them in the playoffs.
Dallas has scored.
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dallas has scored.
RED CARD IN VANCOUVER.
A bad development for Colorado. An FC Dallas win might end Colorado’s season, even if they win.
A bad development for Colorado. An FC Dallas win might end Colorado’s season, even if they win.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
RED CARD IN VANCOUVER.
A bad development for Colorado. An FC Dallas win might end Colorado’s season, even if they win.
A bad development for Colorado. An FC Dallas win might end Colorado’s season, even if they win.
Weratedogs’ number 1 dog of the week
was murdered by ICE.
To me, this marks the critical moment when mainstream America officially turned against the tyranny of ICE and DJT.
was murdered by ICE.
To me, this marks the critical moment when mainstream America officially turned against the tyranny of ICE and DJT.
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Weratedogs’ number 1 dog of the week
was murdered by ICE.
To me, this marks the critical moment when mainstream America officially turned against the tyranny of ICE and DJT.
was murdered by ICE.
To me, this marks the critical moment when mainstream America officially turned against the tyranny of ICE and DJT.
Here’s my dog destroying our lulav to end 34 days of Jewish holidays and holiday prep.
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Here’s my dog destroying our lulav to end 34 days of Jewish holidays and holiday prep.