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Neil Oakton
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Programmer, guitarist, life-long gamer and aficionado of fine ladders. Team Earth.
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At 23:45, what were you doing? These guys had ladders and they knew how to use them...
A deserted carpark, level 5. Two hi-vis workers are at the top of step ladders, working on things in the ceiling. You can only see the ladder and their legs.
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Secret stairwell with secret ladders
A secret stairwell in a hotel where ladders thought they could hide. Nice try ladders...
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Ladder: country-stile (pun intended)..
A ladder acting as a stile over a drystone wall.
July 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Fully laddered
A guy up a long ladder, with a shorter ladder and step ladder in reserve. The guy is fully laddered.
June 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Ladder!
A white van and a ladder. Work is going to happen. There's just no telling exactly when. But when it does, it's gonna get real.
May 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Wha?
A ladder lying in a clearing in the woods.
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Ladder!
Just a guy, up a ladder, fixing a window.
May 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Ladder!
A ladder helping a workperson, wearing full orange hi-vis overalls, inspect or may be fix a UK traffic light.
April 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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The end level boss tried to drop a barrel on my wife
A lady standing in a circle, looking up to the sky.
March 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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It's almost the weekend ladder fans - enjoy it as best as you can ❤️
An arty photo (at a slant) of a yellow and blue step ladder cordoned of by red and white tape. Back off! No one is allowed near this ladder - it's special.
March 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Multifunctional
A ladder lying on a tarpaulin to stop it blowing away proving that it's not just a one-dimensional, vertical, height enabler.
March 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Wow, you don't normally see a wooden ladder these days!
An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. It was a simpler time in the past when everything was between 0 and 3.5m above the earth's surface. An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. Side-on view.
March 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Meal deal+ Tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. Salt and vinegar crisps. Brandy old fashioned (Pechaud's bitters).
Picture of tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. A bag of salt and vinegar crisps. The enhancement to this meal deal is the addition of a brandy based old fashioned made with Pechaud's bitters.
February 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ladder! If you stack it high, you've gotta have a ladder knocking around.
A ladder in the aisle of a UK, Polish supermarket. Dziękuję
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Hello there!
The top of a scaffolding ladder is visible from the other side of a fence.
February 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Ladder!
Candice Flynn using a ladder to indirectly bust her brothers.
February 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I am this many years old...
A plain white Sinclair ZX81 screen stating "copyright 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd"
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Just an average ladder fulfilling its raison d'etre. I elevate, therefore I am.
A ladder provides easy access to a scaffolding gantry. All in a day's work for a trusty ladder.
February 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I am the self-appointed Archbishop of ladder church.
A man wearing an orange bucket on his head - the official headwear of the Archbishop of ladder church. He is also holding a random tin of paint - the official orb of the Archbishop of ladder church. He is also holding a fluorescent tube - the official sceptre of the Archbishop of ladder church. Me - the self-appointed Archbishop of ladder church.
February 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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First ladder of 2025 and it's a good one 🪜
A ladder, hiding in plain sight, against a chimney. Close up of a ladder, hiding in plain sight, against a chimney.
January 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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#goodbreakfast
A breakfast sandwich containing (lowest layer to highest) ciabatta, marmalade, Christmas ham, mustard, ciabatta, marmalade, Christmas ham, mustard, ciabatta.
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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Today's weather is appropriate for my mood.
The view today across a lake on a foggy day. Misty trees relected in still water.
December 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Dr. Theopolis hitting hard this Christmas Eve.
A beautiful sunset. Vibrante pinks, oranges and yellows. Thanks Dr T.
December 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Laddering?
A ladder sorting out its finances in a UK high street bank.
December 16, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Ladder!
A ladder, conveniently placed to allow quick and easy access to the highest bits of tat, in a UK "garden" centre.
December 13, 2024 at 11:01 AM