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Neil Oakton
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Programmer, guitarist, life-long gamer and aficionado of fine ladders. Team Earth.
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
r3df1v3.bsky.social
At 23:45, what were you doing? These guys had ladders and they knew how to use them...
A deserted carpark, level 5. Two hi-vis workers are at the top of step ladders, working on things in the ceiling. You can only see the ladder and their legs.
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Yes, Star Trek Day... but today is also the 45th anniversary of Battle Beyond the Stars!
This is the official theatrical release poster for the 1980 space opera film "Battle Beyond the Stars." The artwork features a massive, organic-looking spaceship (the hero's ship, Nell) at the top, along with various other spacecraft. Below are portraits of the main human characters, as well as several of the unique alien mercenaries they recruit.
September 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Secret stairwell with secret ladders
A secret stairwell in a hotel where ladders thought they could hide. Nice try ladders...
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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@susieoftraken.bsky.social look at this
annelouiseavery.bsky.social Anne Louise Avery @annelouiseavery.bsky.social · Jul 30
Lulworth cove, Dorset
Ernest Haslehust
ca.1920
Lulworth cove, Dorset Ernest Haslehust ca.1920
July 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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davidho.bsky.social
Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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natcassidy.bsky.social
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Ladder: country-stile (pun intended)..
A ladder acting as a stile over a drystone wall.
July 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Fully laddered
A guy up a long ladder, with a shorter ladder and step ladder in reserve. The guy is fully laddered.
June 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Find my music on Youtube.com/Nordischsound
Daft Punk - Get Lucky, but it's made in 8-Bit Chiptune on the Commodore64 home computer from 1982 🎸🎵🎶🎵🎵
#8bit #chiptune #c64 #chiptunemusic #chiptuneproducer #retrogaming
#retrocomputer #daftpunk #daftpunktribute #getluckydaftpunk #getlucky
May 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Ladder!
A white van and a ladder. Work is going to happen. There's just no telling exactly when. But when it does, it's gonna get real.
May 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Wha?
A ladder lying in a clearing in the woods.
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Ladder!
Just a guy, up a ladder, fixing a window.
May 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Superglue is badly named
April 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Ladder!
A ladder helping a workperson, wearing full orange hi-vis overalls, inspect or may be fix a UK traffic light.
April 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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The end level boss tried to drop a barrel on my wife
A lady standing in a circle, looking up to the sky.
March 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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It's almost the weekend ladder fans - enjoy it as best as you can ❤️
An arty photo (at a slant) of a yellow and blue step ladder cordoned of by red and white tape. Back off! No one is allowed near this ladder - it's special.
March 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Multifunctional
A ladder lying on a tarpaulin to stop it blowing away proving that it's not just a one-dimensional, vertical, height enabler.
March 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Wow, the daily ski report for Sugarbush VT, where a certain member of the WH planned to take their family.
March 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Wow, you don't normally see a wooden ladder these days!
An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. It was a simpler time in the past when everything was between 0 and 3.5m above the earth's surface. An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. Side-on view.
March 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Meal deal+ Tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. Salt and vinegar crisps. Brandy old fashioned (Pechaud's bitters).
Picture of tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. A bag of salt and vinegar crisps. The enhancement to this meal deal is the addition of a brandy based old fashioned made with Pechaud's bitters.
February 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ladder! If you stack it high, you've gotta have a ladder knocking around.
A ladder in the aisle of a UK, Polish supermarket. Dziękuję
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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NOTHING can destroy a Cyber Truck….😎😏
#WorldBollardAssociation
February 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Hello there!
The top of a scaffolding ladder is visible from the other side of a fence.
February 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM