Ted Maul
@qwlr.bsky.social
Will cross the road to stroke a cat. ADHD&B.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Review this data, you weird dork
May 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Review this data, you weird dork
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
I know everywhere is awash with AI-produced bollocks, but look, this is my doggie as a Simpsons character!
May 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I know everywhere is awash with AI-produced bollocks, but look, this is my doggie as a Simpsons character!
Both wards in my town elected Reform twats to the county council
May 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Both wards in my town elected Reform twats to the county council
Go ahead.
Key My Car.
I’ve been training my whole life for this.
Key My Car.
I’ve been training my whole life for this.
March 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Go ahead.
Key My Car.
I’ve been training my whole life for this.
Key My Car.
I’ve been training my whole life for this.
Did today’s NYT Mini in 20 seconds.
March 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Did today’s NYT Mini in 20 seconds.
Me at the start of 2024/me at the end of 2024
December 28, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Me at the start of 2024/me at the end of 2024
Let’s all tell Americans it’s pronounced Kunt
December 7, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Let’s all tell Americans it’s pronounced Kunt
Ali Dia - what a player
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Ali Dia - what a player
Don’t be tempted to go back to Twitter, even for a peek.
November 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Don’t be tempted to go back to Twitter, even for a peek.