Ted Maul
qwlr.bsky.social
Ted Maul
@qwlr.bsky.social
Will cross the road to stroke a cat. ADHD&B.
Lads, I’ve just eaten 90% of a pack of Custard Creams and I’m feeling a bit remorseful.
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just asked my dog who her favourite Gladiator is and I think she said Wolf.
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mr Ian Blobby
Mr Graham Blobby
Mr Andrew Blobby
Mr Stephen Blobby
Mr Gareth Blobby
Mr Chris Blobby
Mr Carlos Blobby
Mr Dietrich Blobby
Mr Shane Blobby
Mr Patrick Blobby
Mr Darren Blobby
Mr Abdul Blobby
Mr Robert Blobby
Mr Roy Blobby
Mr Wayne Blobby
Mr Terry Blobby
Mr Richard Blobby
a pink clown wearing a yellow bow tie is behind bars
ALT: a pink clown wearing a yellow bow tie is behind bars
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lads. I forgot Bluesky existed for about four months. What have I missed?
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Earps and her ego will be secretly gutted.
July 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Bulk Hogan is dead
July 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ggreg is determined to make it worse for himself. Just go quietly mate.
July 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Gregg Wallace: Sexx Pestt
July 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’m sorry but pak choi is just rubbish.
July 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Is there a Spectator column yet about Ggreg Wallace being cancelled due to a woke agenda?
July 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The Salt Path is about as truthful as an Israeli press release.
July 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Calling criticism of Israel antisemitic is like calling the Allies in WW2 Germanophobic.

#freepalestine
June 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Reposted by Ted Maul
Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hilarious how the UK government and the BBC have to maintain this pretence that pro-Palestine sentiment is somehow an extremist position. #palestine
June 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
If that big-eared twat Netanyahu thinks attacking Iran is the right thing to do, then it definitely isn’t.
June 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The solstice has passed, everything’s downhill from here.
June 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
F1 drivers are just intolerable, spoilt little shits, aren’t they.
June 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It’s Friday afternoon, I’m in King’s Lynn and I’m broken down!
June 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“We take the quality and integrity of our journalism very seriously…”
June 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Ted Maul
How am I meant to sleep with memes like this popping up on my feed??
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reposted by Ted Maul
Spare a thought for MAGA watching their parents divorce…
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
May 31, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Remember when Salt Bae won the World Cup?
May 31, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Review this data, you weird dork
May 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM