I'm over here trying to jerk off and I turn and see my toilet watching me with this fucking look on its face.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm over here trying to jerk off and I turn and see my toilet watching me with this fucking look on its face.
Based Skyrim modder
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Based Skyrim modder
David Lynch on whether he'd ever work with Russell Brand:
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
David Lynch on whether he'd ever work with Russell Brand:
Unexpectedly based... Chris Daughtry?
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Unexpectedly based... Chris Daughtry?
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
We've got a little more than a month left and I feel like I could still get bingo in that time
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We've got a little more than a month left and I feel like I could still get bingo in that time
NEW UNISEX TOILET JUST DROPPED MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOOOO
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
NEW UNISEX TOILET JUST DROPPED MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOOOO
Typical t4t couple
October 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Typical t4t couple
I try not to believe in cringe but these fascists are tempting me
September 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I try not to believe in cringe but these fascists are tempting me
Hey @moderation.bsky.app this isn’t a threat, incitement to self harm, or wish of harm. Or is it simply because the man is not being “treated with respect”? Are you only applying that part to Charlie Kirk, who proposed stoning gay people to death?
Either enforce it for everyone or let us speak
Either enforce it for everyone or let us speak
September 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey @moderation.bsky.app this isn’t a threat, incitement to self harm, or wish of harm. Or is it simply because the man is not being “treated with respect”? Are you only applying that part to Charlie Kirk, who proposed stoning gay people to death?
Either enforce it for everyone or let us speak
Either enforce it for everyone or let us speak
Hey Janet??? A Mainer was shot and killed three weeks ago and we didn’t lower the flag for him. Why on earth are we doing it for a neonazi who had zero sympathy for victims of gun violence?
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hey Janet??? A Mainer was shot and killed three weeks ago and we didn’t lower the flag for him. Why on earth are we doing it for a neonazi who had zero sympathy for victims of gun violence?
It might’ve been a professional hit from an Etsy witch (from a jezebel article w author redacted)
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It might’ve been a professional hit from an Etsy witch (from a jezebel article w author redacted)
I might’ve found the spells. I didn’t see any others using the same names. What a steal!
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I might’ve found the spells. I didn’t see any others using the same names. What a steal!
Guys you'll never believe this I bought a container to store sewing stuff in and it came with free cookies!
August 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Guys you'll never believe this I bought a container to store sewing stuff in and it came with free cookies!
Me: “Why can’t I find my deodorant?”
My deodorant:
My deodorant:
July 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me: “Why can’t I find my deodorant?”
My deodorant:
My deodorant:
I'm a guy with chronic emotional constipation, and these beautiful women help me open up, set boundaries, and communicate thoughtfully. I am so lucky to have them in my life
June 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I'm a guy with chronic emotional constipation, and these beautiful women help me open up, set boundaries, and communicate thoughtfully. I am so lucky to have them in my life
Transmasc ftm egg stuff
January 12, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Transmasc ftm egg stuff
Why is my butt getting bigger
January 11, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Why is my butt getting bigger
New pfp, if you think I'm cute you legally have to tell me or else it's entrapment.
January 8, 2024 at 4:19 PM
New pfp, if you think I'm cute you legally have to tell me or else it's entrapment.
☀️limited sunlight in the winter, you gotta get that D whenever you can ☀️
January 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM
☀️limited sunlight in the winter, you gotta get that D whenever you can ☀️