I'm over here trying to jerk off and I turn and see my toilet watching me with this fucking look on its face.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm over here trying to jerk off and I turn and see my toilet watching me with this fucking look on its face.
Reposted by I’m tired, boss
My Dad likes to say that Jesus almost certainly existed as a historical figure, because if he'd just been made up by Christians they wouldn't have made up somebody who so clearly disagrees with them on almost everything.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My Dad likes to say that Jesus almost certainly existed as a historical figure, because if he'd just been made up by Christians they wouldn't have made up somebody who so clearly disagrees with them on almost everything.
Based Skyrim modder
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Based Skyrim modder
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"I know the po-lice cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to heaven
You'll find no policemen there"
-"Hobo's Lullaby"
by Goebel Reeves
(Popularized by Woody Guthrie)
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to heaven
You'll find no policemen there"
-"Hobo's Lullaby"
by Goebel Reeves
(Popularized by Woody Guthrie)
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"I know the po-lice cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to heaven
You'll find no policemen there"
-"Hobo's Lullaby"
by Goebel Reeves
(Popularized by Woody Guthrie)
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to heaven
You'll find no policemen there"
-"Hobo's Lullaby"
by Goebel Reeves
(Popularized by Woody Guthrie)
Outing myself as trans by washing my hands in the men's restroom
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Outing myself as trans by washing my hands in the men's restroom
David Lynch on whether he'd ever work with Russell Brand:
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
David Lynch on whether he'd ever work with Russell Brand:
Unexpectedly based... Chris Daughtry?
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Unexpectedly based... Chris Daughtry?
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
Gen X MAGA moms would be so sad about this if they could figure out how to open the link to the article
I wore a binder years before my egg cracked.
I wore a packer years before my egg cracked.
I bought $80 testosterone boosting supplements years before my egg cracked.
Did anyone else cover their ears and go "LALALALALALA" throughout the beginning of their transition?
I wore a packer years before my egg cracked.
I bought $80 testosterone boosting supplements years before my egg cracked.
Did anyone else cover their ears and go "LALALALALALA" throughout the beginning of their transition?
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I wore a binder years before my egg cracked.
I wore a packer years before my egg cracked.
I bought $80 testosterone boosting supplements years before my egg cracked.
Did anyone else cover their ears and go "LALALALALALA" throughout the beginning of their transition?
I wore a packer years before my egg cracked.
I bought $80 testosterone boosting supplements years before my egg cracked.
Did anyone else cover their ears and go "LALALALALALA" throughout the beginning of their transition?
I feel off. The stars must be out of alignment. Manganese is in retrospect.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I feel off. The stars must be out of alignment. Manganese is in retrospect.
We need to stop with the "Make America ______ Again" naming convention.
I don't care if it's a joke. I simply don't want to see it.
I don't care if it's a joke. I simply don't want to see it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We need to stop with the "Make America ______ Again" naming convention.
I don't care if it's a joke. I simply don't want to see it.
I don't care if it's a joke. I simply don't want to see it.
Don't call yourself a real gamer if you don't know who Belle Delphine is
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Don't call yourself a real gamer if you don't know who Belle Delphine is
Fuck yeah it's the time of the year where I can get pine or cinnamon scented everything.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Fuck yeah it's the time of the year where I can get pine or cinnamon scented everything.
We've got a little more than a month left and I feel like I could still get bingo in that time
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We've got a little more than a month left and I feel like I could still get bingo in that time
My gender goal is the Swinton-Bowie event horizon
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My gender goal is the Swinton-Bowie event horizon
I will be the hottest, gayest person at my voting location or I will die trying
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I will be the hottest, gayest person at my voting location or I will die trying
I have zero clean forks, zero clean plates, and 6 loads of dirty laundry.
Time to play Minecraft.
Time to play Minecraft.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I have zero clean forks, zero clean plates, and 6 loads of dirty laundry.
Time to play Minecraft.
Time to play Minecraft.
I think "this is Fenrir!!1!" is a bit of a stretch, but boy is it ugly.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think "this is Fenrir!!1!" is a bit of a stretch, but boy is it ugly.
I have to give @sunnydummy.bsky.social credit for this take
Furry inflation art
I found a picture of the coverup. It’s SHIT
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I have to give @sunnydummy.bsky.social credit for this take
Furry inflation art
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Furry inflation art
NEW UNISEX TOILET JUST DROPPED MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOOOO
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
NEW UNISEX TOILET JUST DROPPED MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOOOO
I enjoy making my two girlfriends fail the Bechdel test whenever they talk about me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I enjoy making my two girlfriends fail the Bechdel test whenever they talk about me.
I think the solution to deradicalize MAGA folks might be dosing them with psylocibin and making them watch children's movies about empathy and the environment
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think the solution to deradicalize MAGA folks might be dosing them with psylocibin and making them watch children's movies about empathy and the environment