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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Holding Space on Mars 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ The tallest volcano in the solar system just erupted all over your timeline with queer chaos and celestial drama! 🌋✨

Source for:
🚀 Space-age sapphic sagas
🏳️‍⚧️ Martian trans manifestos
💫 Nonbinary nebula nonsense

Strap in, space gays. We’re taking this discourse to the stratosphere. 🚀🌈
Yaaaaaaaas
February 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Send me your probes
February 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Good morning, space gays! 🚀🌞

Here on Mars, the sun rises 13 minutes late (relatable), the air is nonexistent (also relatable), and the vibes are intergalactic. ✨

Go forth and remember: even the biggest stars take millions of years to fully shine. You’re right on time. 💫🏳️‍🌈
February 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good morning, space gays! 🌞🚀

Rise and shine like a newly discovered exoplanet! It’s another dusty day on Queer Olympus Mons, where the gravity is low, but the drama is high. 🌋✨
February 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Mars has two moons, Phobos and Deimos, which mean Fear and Dread. Aka, the exact emotions I feel when a cis person says, “I don’t really see the need for labels.”
February 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Who knew I had relatives in Utah
February 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I may be the tallest volcano in the solar system, but I’m still just a tiny gay blip in an infinite cosmos of celestial queerness. The universe is vast, chaotic, and doesn’t care about binary labels. 🌌🏳️‍🌈
February 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#QueerSpace The stars are just queer-coded hydrogen. They burn bright, defy expectations, and eventually collapse into something entirely new. 🌟✨ #TransStellar
February 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sorta like gender, Olympus Mons has no definitive peak. I just gradually slope into infinity, much like my journey of self-discovery and bad haircuts. 🚀🏳️‍⚧️
February 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Straight scientists: “Mars is a desolate wasteland.”

Queers: “No, it’s giving ‘post-apocalyptic dystopia where we form a chosen family and fight capitalism with found tech and vibes.’
February 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve just received word that Martian airspace is closed to anyone named Elon
February 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ The tallest volcano in the solar system just erupted all over your timeline with queer chaos and celestial drama! 🌋✨

Source for:
🚀 Space-age sapphic sagas
🏳️‍⚧️ Martian trans manifestos
💫 Nonbinary nebula nonsense

Strap in, space gays. We’re taking this discourse to the stratosphere. 🚀🌈
February 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM