Cabalista 🇧🇴
@queefingsoup.bsky.social
#1 Hello, Worker fan
Modern day Robin Hood
Burmeaboo
Homosapien holotype specimen
Modern day Robin Hood
Burmeaboo
Homosapien holotype specimen
Pinned
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you! જ⁀➴ ♡
Taking all my friends to the Volkswagen beetle factory so I can beat the shit out of them
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Taking all my friends to the Volkswagen beetle factory so I can beat the shit out of them
The difference between four wheel drive and all wheel drive is that all wheel drive uses the spare tire
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The difference between four wheel drive and all wheel drive is that all wheel drive uses the spare tire
"Ragebait" and then it's just my actual opinions
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"Ragebait" and then it's just my actual opinions
そう貴方のように居たいです富士山!
October 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
そう貴方のように居たいです富士山!
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you! જ⁀➴ ♡
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you! જ⁀➴ ♡
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Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife https://theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998/
September 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife https://theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998/
Can I still be a black nationalist if I'm white or no
September 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can I still be a black nationalist if I'm white or no
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Hot pockets got rid of the fucking pockets
September 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hot pockets got rid of the fucking pockets
It's funny when I think about it, that Thomas is in the fencing club and I'm in the archery club! It's kind of cute, like I'm the determined outlaw and he's the noble knight! And we both conspire together to take down the King's fascist regime!!
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It's funny when I think about it, that Thomas is in the fencing club and I'm in the archery club! It's kind of cute, like I'm the determined outlaw and he's the noble knight! And we both conspire together to take down the King's fascist regime!!
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why the fuck do Eucalyptus do that; like imagine if humans just sheded their epidermis to avoid heat-stroke, damn
August 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
why the fuck do Eucalyptus do that; like imagine if humans just sheded their epidermis to avoid heat-stroke, damn
I'm an archaeologist but I'm also an epic gamer. They call me Indiana Pwns
August 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm an archaeologist but I'm also an epic gamer. They call me Indiana Pwns
I love snatching kisses! And vice versa, actually!
August 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I love snatching kisses! And vice versa, actually!
The sunset made my favorite color today
July 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The sunset made my favorite color today
When a clown cums, it doesn't come out of their penis. This is because the clown penis has been strategically tied into a balloon dog. The cum, having nowhere to go, reroutes and exits through the little flower in their shirt.
July 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When a clown cums, it doesn't come out of their penis. This is because the clown penis has been strategically tied into a balloon dog. The cum, having nowhere to go, reroutes and exits through the little flower in their shirt.
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I have a talkshowhost bug in my ear
July 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I have a talkshowhost bug in my ear
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Completely Charmless Flower Girl Walks Directly Down Aisle
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Completely Charmless Flower Girl Walks Directly Down Aisle
CANYON LAKE, TX—Remarking that the 3-year-old didn’t even come close to stealing the show at a recent family wedding, witnesses reported Monday that they were unimpressed when a completely charmless flower girl walked directly down the aisle. “Sure, she did her job, but she utterly failed to delight us with any adorable toddling, spinning, or […]
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July 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Completely Charmless Flower Girl Walks Directly Down Aisle
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This is your sign to kill your lawn and plant native wildflower seeds!
July 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is your sign to kill your lawn and plant native wildflower seeds!
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Jean Francois Letendre
"Elfie got his first sniff of me! Mesmerizing to watch. We are very lucky to have the chance to witness Fairy and Elfie in their environment"
"Elfie got his first sniff of me! Mesmerizing to watch. We are very lucky to have the chance to witness Fairy and Elfie in their environment"
July 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Jean Francois Letendre
"Elfie got his first sniff of me! Mesmerizing to watch. We are very lucky to have the chance to witness Fairy and Elfie in their environment"
"Elfie got his first sniff of me! Mesmerizing to watch. We are very lucky to have the chance to witness Fairy and Elfie in their environment"
Just had a dream about this combo
July 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just had a dream about this combo
Snake sex: me and who
July 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Snake sex: me and who