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friend made this joke in a mutual discord: "shame such a fan of muslim democracy didn't get to see this"
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
have no principles but those inherited from the folks you shallowly project into
October 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Trouble with wizardin' is that it always leaves quite a bloody mess. Burnt reagents, scattered entrails, false-start rood circles that melt the chalk -- how'd it get like this!

Subduin' a minor devil takes an hour. Cleanin' up the sulfur? For-freakin'-ever.

Thus today's quest: Get an apprentice.
September 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
these actions by trump were probably what was actually negotiated*•

*for values of "negotiated" that involve kompromat
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm old-school and still use bespoke elemental bindings in my skiff. Last time I was out on the Stream the master phlogiston decided it was time to return to the Pneuma, and I'm sure the wyvern-bone concentration matrix kept folks away. Bless the witch who donated me her spare origin extractor!
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the Emdash Inquisition has forced me to suspend my favorite syntactical activity in favor of pedestrian parentheses and now i wonder: who am i
July 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
and your fourth partner!
July 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
:revolving-thinking-face-emoji:
July 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
this is Doug Erickson from the CRU BTW
June 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
thank you for all this! 50/50 on making it -- in-laws are dropping by so need to suss out what my wife wants
June 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
interested! my daughter is at evergreen and it'd be fun to drop by the ridge on saturday and then visit her on sunday. any deets you can share would be appreciated!
June 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
she opened the unmarked envelope, spilled out the ring, and with a confidence born of subconscious desire, she slipped it over a finger.

not even a moment had passed before the sussurating whispers started, and then built to a strong, sibilant voice: "...tim hoooortons. doooonuts..."
June 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
even in the middle of the chaos of a protest i know for a goddam fact i'd see that hoodie, pause, and say "tecmo bowl. fuckin' sweet."
June 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
100% correct, no notes
June 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
a more archly privileged and tedious take couldn't have been offered outside of a substack blog written by a homunculus grown from bari weiss' and ross douthat's dna
May 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
looks like they get to ride the bikes they love and own this time. awesome!
May 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
near as i can tell, it's still a popular epithet but has lost its punch. it's now a word peepaw uses when he can't find miracle whip on the kroger shelves ("damn woke governor probably banned it")
May 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i work on ai (sorry) and it seems so many proponents want to use it to either: a) fake breaking through their dunning-kruger psedointellectual existences or b) want to eliminate the sort of good grind that keads the grinder to deeper understandings or technique. honestly a & b are a shared motive
May 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
given how they react to any performance of masculinity that isn't toxic -- usually by declaring it "un-masculine" -- i'm not sure they have an idea about beilbg male that isn't contrived and toxic
May 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
he carefully removed the boots from his patron's feet and with the committed technique of the consummately professional syncophant, slavishly licked each one until not a trace of his own credibility remained
April 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM