Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🐺 weird furry thing. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she
Read. Huh. Was anyone gonna tell me the first Sherlock book is about Mormons? Every time Sherlock is not on the page, all the characters should be asking: WHERE’S SHERLOCK? I’m unsure if I enjoyed this but I did love the intro to his character. Charming, comical, I’ll read more!
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Read. Huh. Was anyone gonna tell me the first Sherlock book is about Mormons? Every time Sherlock is not on the page, all the characters should be asking: WHERE’S SHERLOCK? I’m unsure if I enjoyed this but I did love the intro to his character. Charming, comical, I’ll read more!
Gonna start handing out what looks like religious pamphlets but is just info about Lodge cast iron skillets. Best purchase my husband ever made, I can say this because the cats were free.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Gonna start handing out what looks like religious pamphlets but is just info about Lodge cast iron skillets. Best purchase my husband ever made, I can say this because the cats were free.
Very important findings: there is a hotel about an hour and a half drive from me that has SUPERMARKET THEMED ROOMS.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Very important findings: there is a hotel about an hour and a half drive from me that has SUPERMARKET THEMED ROOMS.
The future is disappointing because we don’t have Easter eggs like a game called HALL OF TORTURED SOULS hidden in something as mundane as Microsoft excel anymore.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The future is disappointing because we don’t have Easter eggs like a game called HALL OF TORTURED SOULS hidden in something as mundane as Microsoft excel anymore.
Extremely rude that I have no heat regulation and meanwhile, these birds are just out for a swim. Congrats, should we make you a little margarita? Should we call Jimmy Buffet?
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Extremely rude that I have no heat regulation and meanwhile, these birds are just out for a swim. Congrats, should we make you a little margarita? Should we call Jimmy Buffet?
There are screaming wolves, rabbits, and badgers on my dress and boyyy if that ain’t the mood. Scream in the woods, it’s good for you!
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There are screaming wolves, rabbits, and badgers on my dress and boyyy if that ain’t the mood. Scream in the woods, it’s good for you!
One of the first times a commercial really worked on me was how real talkin bubba knew it was being held upside down and spoke backwards. I had DREAMS about that.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
One of the first times a commercial really worked on me was how real talkin bubba knew it was being held upside down and spoke backwards. I had DREAMS about that.
You can just pick up old slang, y’know, test out a little “breaky-leg” with your bud.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You can just pick up old slang, y’know, test out a little “breaky-leg” with your bud.
A pigeon rescue association is here at the market to explain to people what to do if they find a hurt bird, I love this so much, I am going to kiss every pigeon.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A pigeon rescue association is here at the market to explain to people what to do if they find a hurt bird, I love this so much, I am going to kiss every pigeon.
Tipsy! At the first Christmas market of many! I love Christmas I am the grinch after his heart gets so big that he dies of artery complications, I am so full of cheer!
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Tipsy! At the first Christmas market of many! I love Christmas I am the grinch after his heart gets so big that he dies of artery complications, I am so full of cheer!
This site making me a return guy but for not that long ago look at this
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This site making me a return guy but for not that long ago look at this
Sharing a drink with everyone aboard the Enterprise out of my NASA mug
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sharing a drink with everyone aboard the Enterprise out of my NASA mug
Bless the church that I bought these Spock earrings from for a dollar, the uh the Lord works in mysterious ways, I guess.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bless the church that I bought these Spock earrings from for a dollar, the uh the Lord works in mysterious ways, I guess.
This is me every Friday evening, of course, but this is especially true today.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is me every Friday evening, of course, but this is especially true today.
Read. The prologue and intermission have SUCH fresh hard-hitting commentary about Urban Indian culture but the novel fails otherwise. Crude dialogue, messy prose with occasional interesting (but long-winded) monologues, marred by too many POVs. I recommend that prologue though.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Read. The prologue and intermission have SUCH fresh hard-hitting commentary about Urban Indian culture but the novel fails otherwise. Crude dialogue, messy prose with occasional interesting (but long-winded) monologues, marred by too many POVs. I recommend that prologue though.
CABBAGE INSPECTION CHECKPOINT
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
CABBAGE INSPECTION CHECKPOINT
Every crow is overhead right now, every single crow ever born, they are all here and they’re all perfect.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Every crow is overhead right now, every single crow ever born, they are all here and they’re all perfect.
At least I know, no matter what, nothing will disappoint me the way the board Mouse Trap did. I didn’t get that you had to set it UP, I believed in the magic of commercials and played it a grand total of ONCE.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
At least I know, no matter what, nothing will disappoint me the way the board Mouse Trap did. I didn’t get that you had to set it UP, I believed in the magic of commercials and played it a grand total of ONCE.
“I should write something for the holidays.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“I should write something for the holidays.”
November sunrises are the consolation prize you get for the rest of the weather to come.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November sunrises are the consolation prize you get for the rest of the weather to come.
I am such a sucker for memory as a reoccurring theme!
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I am such a sucker for memory as a reoccurring theme!
Read. Lyrical nostalgia for a country that perhaps never was and can never be again. The characters were funny, flawed, yet lovable and worthy of, ultimately, salvation and love. A lonely book, even in a whirlwind cast. And yeah, you all weren’t kidding about the homoeroticism!
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Read. Lyrical nostalgia for a country that perhaps never was and can never be again. The characters were funny, flawed, yet lovable and worthy of, ultimately, salvation and love. A lonely book, even in a whirlwind cast. And yeah, you all weren’t kidding about the homoeroticism!
Let’s not forget the delightful question mark.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Let’s not forget the delightful question mark.
When I use a semicolon, this is how I feel, this is who I am.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When I use a semicolon, this is how I feel, this is who I am.
Oh yeah, to get the full experience, you must know that my can opener looks like this:
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh yeah, to get the full experience, you must know that my can opener looks like this: