Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
🗡️ Anachronisric medievalist 🩸 30s ⚰️ Dolly Parton on the inside; Elvira on the outside 🕷️ still on neopets 💾 nature friend 🐌 american in germany. 🐺 weird furry thing. 🥀 Bookworm. 🪱 she
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Sarah 🫀🦇
@quarkitty.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Pinned post hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️
Bless the church that I bought these Spock earrings from for a dollar, the uh the Lord works in mysterious ways, I guess.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bless the church that I bought these Spock earrings from for a dollar, the uh the Lord works in mysterious ways, I guess.
This is me every Friday evening, of course, but this is especially true today.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is me every Friday evening, of course, but this is especially true today.
I always miss my cousin Kait around Thanksgiving and Christmas. So, keep her alive with this: when she was a kid, she called farting “cracking a rat”.
She would laugh hysterically and scream, “I’M GONNA CRACK A RAT!” And then, friends, she would. And laugh harder. I miss you.
She would laugh hysterically and scream, “I’M GONNA CRACK A RAT!” And then, friends, she would. And laugh harder. I miss you.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I always miss my cousin Kait around Thanksgiving and Christmas. So, keep her alive with this: when she was a kid, she called farting “cracking a rat”.
She would laugh hysterically and scream, “I’M GONNA CRACK A RAT!” And then, friends, she would. And laugh harder. I miss you.
She would laugh hysterically and scream, “I’M GONNA CRACK A RAT!” And then, friends, she would. And laugh harder. I miss you.
Read. The prologue and intermission have SUCH fresh hard-hitting commentary about Urban Indian culture but the novel fails otherwise. Crude dialogue, messy prose with occasional interesting (but long-winded) monologues, marred by too many POVs. I recommend that prologue though.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Read. The prologue and intermission have SUCH fresh hard-hitting commentary about Urban Indian culture but the novel fails otherwise. Crude dialogue, messy prose with occasional interesting (but long-winded) monologues, marred by too many POVs. I recommend that prologue though.
CABBAGE INSPECTION CHECKPOINT
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
CABBAGE INSPECTION CHECKPOINT
I asked my nephew what animal he’d want to be and he said MARIO. The logic being that Mario turns into a raccoon. So, to become an animal, first he must become another human who turns into an animal. What level of thinking are we on, what kind of philosophy is little man doing?
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I asked my nephew what animal he’d want to be and he said MARIO. The logic being that Mario turns into a raccoon. So, to become an animal, first he must become another human who turns into an animal. What level of thinking are we on, what kind of philosophy is little man doing?
Every crow is overhead right now, every single crow ever born, they are all here and they’re all perfect.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Every crow is overhead right now, every single crow ever born, they are all here and they’re all perfect.
At least I know, no matter what, nothing will disappoint me the way the board Mouse Trap did. I didn’t get that you had to set it UP, I believed in the magic of commercials and played it a grand total of ONCE.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
At least I know, no matter what, nothing will disappoint me the way the board Mouse Trap did. I didn’t get that you had to set it UP, I believed in the magic of commercials and played it a grand total of ONCE.
“I should write something for the holidays.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“I should write something for the holidays.”
November sunrises are the consolation prize you get for the rest of the weather to come.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November sunrises are the consolation prize you get for the rest of the weather to come.
Read. Lyrical nostalgia for a country that perhaps never was and can never be again. The characters were funny, flawed, yet lovable and worthy of, ultimately, salvation and love. A lonely book, even in a whirlwind cast. And yeah, you all weren’t kidding about the homoeroticism!
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Read. Lyrical nostalgia for a country that perhaps never was and can never be again. The characters were funny, flawed, yet lovable and worthy of, ultimately, salvation and love. A lonely book, even in a whirlwind cast. And yeah, you all weren’t kidding about the homoeroticism!
When I use a semicolon, this is how I feel, this is who I am.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When I use a semicolon, this is how I feel, this is who I am.
My can of coconut milk has a pull tab but still says: “if preferred, use can opener on opposite end”.
If preferred, just make your life way harder, I dunno man, I’m not your boss, go wild.
If preferred, just make your life way harder, I dunno man, I’m not your boss, go wild.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My can of coconut milk has a pull tab but still says: “if preferred, use can opener on opposite end”.
If preferred, just make your life way harder, I dunno man, I’m not your boss, go wild.
If preferred, just make your life way harder, I dunno man, I’m not your boss, go wild.
Everyone talks about the laudable ring bear but what about the bear of bad news? That’s a heavy burden to carry.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Everyone talks about the laudable ring bear but what about the bear of bad news? That’s a heavy burden to carry.
Genuinely frightened that the big guy SpongeBob pants ok song is gonna be in my top 25 most listened to of the year. It will be.
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Genuinely frightened that the big guy SpongeBob pants ok song is gonna be in my top 25 most listened to of the year. It will be.
I was that kid who always color coordinated their braces for the holidays. December and November were alternating red and green for Christmas, babes.
So yes, the nutcracker is already out.
So yes, the nutcracker is already out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I was that kid who always color coordinated their braces for the holidays. December and November were alternating red and green for Christmas, babes.
So yes, the nutcracker is already out.
So yes, the nutcracker is already out.
Every medication prescription should give you a branded computer mouse. Free marketing, helps breaks medical stigmas, win win win.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every medication prescription should give you a branded computer mouse. Free marketing, helps breaks medical stigmas, win win win.
I am out sick for two weeks which means a) if you thought I already read a lot, just you wait and b) guilt guilt guilt woe woe woe I would be on fire apologizing to the firemen, I would be dying of leaky brain and apologizing to the clean up crew if they slip
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am out sick for two weeks which means a) if you thought I already read a lot, just you wait and b) guilt guilt guilt woe woe woe I would be on fire apologizing to the firemen, I would be dying of leaky brain and apologizing to the clean up crew if they slip
It’s so yellow out that I’m hitting the brakes.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s so yellow out that I’m hitting the brakes.
Read. Queen of unsettling frenzied violence based on true events. A harrowing story about medical research done on unwilling women, Oates creates both an unreliable, fascinating narrator and gives voice to the downtrodden women affected by misogyny. Brutal and bloody, the GOAT!
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Read. Queen of unsettling frenzied violence based on true events. A harrowing story about medical research done on unwilling women, Oates creates both an unreliable, fascinating narrator and gives voice to the downtrodden women affected by misogyny. Brutal and bloody, the GOAT!
I just think an alien species would find me neat, in the same tone of voice as when Marge Simpson holds up that potato.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just think an alien species would find me neat, in the same tone of voice as when Marge Simpson holds up that potato.
The thing about watching Star Trek the next generation (finally) is that every time Picard is on screen, I want to lay down my life for him. I want to gently slap his head like bongos.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The thing about watching Star Trek the next generation (finally) is that every time Picard is on screen, I want to lay down my life for him. I want to gently slap his head like bongos.
A greyhound dog club near me is having a Christmas market at the end of the month. GOOD NEWS EXISTS.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A greyhound dog club near me is having a Christmas market at the end of the month. GOOD NEWS EXISTS.
It’s that time of year again, and I will defend hot Dr Pepper as NOT THAT BAD. Maybe not good, no, certainly not good. But I made the kombucha girl face several times over.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It’s that time of year again, and I will defend hot Dr Pepper as NOT THAT BAD. Maybe not good, no, certainly not good. But I made the kombucha girl face several times over.
My embarrassing little secret is that nearly every time I go to the bathroom, I give myself a peace sign in the mirror.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My embarrassing little secret is that nearly every time I go to the bathroom, I give myself a peace sign in the mirror.