Quanta DeBroglie
@quantummech.bsky.social
Quantum mechanic (ret.). Nerdus extremus and generally weird. This is where I scream into the void.°ccªsi°nªłły, þe v°id screªms bªck.
"Ehhh... maybe more of a bloody crimson than a horny red..."
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Ehhh... maybe more of a bloody crimson than a horny red..."
Realizing that modern brainrot media began with absurdist comedy in my day.
It's not hard to see how we got from Superstar and Scary Movie to skibidy toilet.
It's not hard to see how we got from Superstar and Scary Movie to skibidy toilet.
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Realizing that modern brainrot media began with absurdist comedy in my day.
It's not hard to see how we got from Superstar and Scary Movie to skibidy toilet.
It's not hard to see how we got from Superstar and Scary Movie to skibidy toilet.
If a day for god is 1000 years, and Jesus said he'd return within his disciples' lifetimes...
Just imagining Jesus bursting back into heaven... "Dad! You said they live for 80 years! You didn't tell me you meant EARTH years!!"
Just imagining Jesus bursting back into heaven... "Dad! You said they live for 80 years! You didn't tell me you meant EARTH years!!"
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
If a day for god is 1000 years, and Jesus said he'd return within his disciples' lifetimes...
Just imagining Jesus bursting back into heaven... "Dad! You said they live for 80 years! You didn't tell me you meant EARTH years!!"
Just imagining Jesus bursting back into heaven... "Dad! You said they live for 80 years! You didn't tell me you meant EARTH years!!"
Fuq the Tiffany problem.
I want the Metatron problem.
I want the Metatron problem.
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Fuq the Tiffany problem.
I want the Metatron problem.
I want the Metatron problem.
The weirdest thing I might have said at work... that was actually related to work.
Do you want me to put [product] that doesn't exist in the box with all the other [product] that doesnt exist?
🤣🤣🤣
Do you want me to put [product] that doesn't exist in the box with all the other [product] that doesnt exist?
🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The weirdest thing I might have said at work... that was actually related to work.
Do you want me to put [product] that doesn't exist in the box with all the other [product] that doesnt exist?
🤣🤣🤣
Do you want me to put [product] that doesn't exist in the box with all the other [product] that doesnt exist?
🤣🤣🤣
I woke up today to find the tiniest cup of weak tea at my bedside...
I feel loved. 😊
I feel loved. 😊
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I woke up today to find the tiniest cup of weak tea at my bedside...
I feel loved. 😊
I feel loved. 😊
Weird is the most human thing in the world because weird requires imagination.
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Weird is the most human thing in the world because weird requires imagination.
I have concluded that we live in hell. Hell is here.
And thus
Where tf is my noisy ice machine?!
And thus
Where tf is my noisy ice machine?!
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I have concluded that we live in hell. Hell is here.
And thus
Where tf is my noisy ice machine?!
And thus
Where tf is my noisy ice machine?!
"You know, 100 years ago, you'd have a job. Not school- you'd have a real, actual job. Alongside adults... so, my point is, I think you can microwave your own ramen."
September 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"You know, 100 years ago, you'd have a job. Not school- you'd have a real, actual job. Alongside adults... so, my point is, I think you can microwave your own ramen."
Hot take for today: I believe anyone should be able to do basic maintenance on their own vehicle with nothing more than basic tools, a jack, and jack stands.
By which I mean vehicles should be designed that way.
By which I mean vehicles should be designed that way.
August 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hot take for today: I believe anyone should be able to do basic maintenance on their own vehicle with nothing more than basic tools, a jack, and jack stands.
By which I mean vehicles should be designed that way.
By which I mean vehicles should be designed that way.
Everyone leaves.
Some might come back but it's never quite the same.
Some might come back but it's never quite the same.
August 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Everyone leaves.
Some might come back but it's never quite the same.
Some might come back but it's never quite the same.
Water is wet in the exact same way that oxygen is flammable.
August 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Water is wet in the exact same way that oxygen is flammable.
Hot take: while I appreciate that The Matrix is a cultural icon... I don't really see how. It's just not that good of a movie. 😬
July 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hot take: while I appreciate that The Matrix is a cultural icon... I don't really see how. It's just not that good of a movie. 😬
I keep hearing ppl say "Why did Rep xyz say he hates this bill and wants things changed?? He voted to pass it this morning!"
I'm not sure why anyone would be actually confused- it's the party of "believe what I'm saying not what I'm doing".
It's not a mistake or confusion. It's PR.
I'm not sure why anyone would be actually confused- it's the party of "believe what I'm saying not what I'm doing".
It's not a mistake or confusion. It's PR.
July 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I keep hearing ppl say "Why did Rep xyz say he hates this bill and wants things changed?? He voted to pass it this morning!"
I'm not sure why anyone would be actually confused- it's the party of "believe what I'm saying not what I'm doing".
It's not a mistake or confusion. It's PR.
I'm not sure why anyone would be actually confused- it's the party of "believe what I'm saying not what I'm doing".
It's not a mistake or confusion. It's PR.
Watch this at least 3 times. Maybe just 20 min straight. We need it.
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
July 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Watch this at least 3 times. Maybe just 20 min straight. We need it.
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Sometimes it’s permissible to hate.
July 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes it’s permissible to hate.
Once more, in case you weren't listening: The Cruelty Is The Point.
Important to know that these cuts kick in right after the 2026 midterms. That’s how you know they know it’s bad.
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Once more, in case you weren't listening: The Cruelty Is The Point.
"Ethics" under unfettered late stage capitalism is just throwing money at a problem so you can sleep at night.
July 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Ethics" under unfettered late stage capitalism is just throwing money at a problem so you can sleep at night.
I'm gonna start offering people "a king's ransom in spices" and then give them $5 of pepper, cloves, and cinnamon.
June 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm gonna start offering people "a king's ransom in spices" and then give them $5 of pepper, cloves, and cinnamon.
when we are old and retired, my generation will sit and randomly ask
"Do you remember when the world ended?"
And someone else will probably say
"Which time?"
"Do you remember when the world ended?"
And someone else will probably say
"Which time?"
June 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
when we are old and retired, my generation will sit and randomly ask
"Do you remember when the world ended?"
And someone else will probably say
"Which time?"
"Do you remember when the world ended?"
And someone else will probably say
"Which time?"
Last night, I told my oldest "please do not stay up all night researching astrophysics."
Today, there is a handwritten page of notes on dark matter on the table...
Today, there is a handwritten page of notes on dark matter on the table...
May 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Last night, I told my oldest "please do not stay up all night researching astrophysics."
Today, there is a handwritten page of notes on dark matter on the table...
Today, there is a handwritten page of notes on dark matter on the table...
I blame the machinations of Athanasius of Alexandria!!
May 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I blame the machinations of Athanasius of Alexandria!!
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Destroy the Labour Party
May 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Destroy the Labour Party
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BREAKING: After Donald Trump had a 50-foot banner of himself hung from the Dept of Agriculture building, right next to Abraham Lincoln - 3 more banners have mysteriously appeared.
May 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
BREAKING: After Donald Trump had a 50-foot banner of himself hung from the Dept of Agriculture building, right next to Abraham Lincoln - 3 more banners have mysteriously appeared.
Older gens: why are you millennials like this?!
Have you seen the media we grew up with?
The Mummy (1999), A Bug's Life, Sesame Street, Mr Rogers, Animaniacs, dystopian/apocalyptic fiction far as the eye can see, constant commercials for purple ketchup and candy soda and toys that would 💀 us...
Have you seen the media we grew up with?
The Mummy (1999), A Bug's Life, Sesame Street, Mr Rogers, Animaniacs, dystopian/apocalyptic fiction far as the eye can see, constant commercials for purple ketchup and candy soda and toys that would 💀 us...
May 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Older gens: why are you millennials like this?!
Have you seen the media we grew up with?
The Mummy (1999), A Bug's Life, Sesame Street, Mr Rogers, Animaniacs, dystopian/apocalyptic fiction far as the eye can see, constant commercials for purple ketchup and candy soda and toys that would 💀 us...
Have you seen the media we grew up with?
The Mummy (1999), A Bug's Life, Sesame Street, Mr Rogers, Animaniacs, dystopian/apocalyptic fiction far as the eye can see, constant commercials for purple ketchup and candy soda and toys that would 💀 us...