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mike's hard times create mike's strong men
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mike's hard times create mike's strong men
Not getting any work done due to the enchanting beauty of the latest iOS update. “Liquid Glass,” they’re calling it. Boss isn’t mad because he’s also looking at it. Whole row is just swiping around murmuring “wow”
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Not getting any work done due to the enchanting beauty of the latest iOS update. “Liquid Glass,” they’re calling it. Boss isn’t mad because he’s also looking at it. Whole row is just swiping around murmuring “wow”
Optometrist says my right eye is OD bro 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Optometrist says my right eye is OD bro 🔥
Thanks to my diverse feed, I’m able to consider both sides and develop my own opinions. Fumbling sometimes.
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thanks to my diverse feed, I’m able to consider both sides and develop my own opinions. Fumbling sometimes.
Texting every woman in my phone “i know your an old soul…”
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Texting every woman in my phone “i know your an old soul…”
Airlines are inventing new, even lower-priority boarding groups to put me in, including some completely empty “buffer groups“ to adequately distinguish me from everyone else
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Airlines are inventing new, even lower-priority boarding groups to put me in, including some completely empty “buffer groups“ to adequately distinguish me from everyone else
grad complex analysis in 30 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HIy...
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
grad complex analysis in 30 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HIy...
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Trail cam footage recently confirmed the existence of my uncle
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Trail cam footage recently confirmed the existence of my uncle
I’m gen sex, I drank from the hoes
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m gen sex, I drank from the hoes
*gets love drunk off your humps*
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
*gets love drunk off your humps*
Common courtesy suggests houseguests use the cheapest shampoo in the host's collection. By the same token, hosts are recommended to have on hand a shampoo which is clearly the worst. That's why Odious Wretch shampoo has become a household name nationwide
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Common courtesy suggests houseguests use the cheapest shampoo in the host's collection. By the same token, hosts are recommended to have on hand a shampoo which is clearly the worst. That's why Odious Wretch shampoo has become a household name nationwide
Airplane headrest screen, they showed an ad offering a free 2 month trial of Audible, and my wife, she… she scanned the QR code. What the fuck? Did I marry an alien or something?
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Airplane headrest screen, they showed an ad offering a free 2 month trial of Audible, and my wife, she… she scanned the QR code. What the fuck? Did I marry an alien or something?
Prediction: there is a "Rationalist Wiki" with a page "Destiny" that begins "Destiny is a belief" with a link to a page "Belief"
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Prediction: there is a "Rationalist Wiki" with a page "Destiny" that begins "Destiny is a belief" with a link to a page "Belief"
I feel like anti-car people don’t understand the social aspect of driving. The road is a kind of watering hole, where people strut their stuff, and you’ll often find yourself thinking things like
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I feel like anti-car people don’t understand the social aspect of driving. The road is a kind of watering hole, where people strut their stuff, and you’ll often find yourself thinking things like
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
Bouncing on it knowingly, with a wry smile, with savvy efficiency, with a mixture of boredom and nostalgia,
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bouncing on it knowingly, with a wry smile, with savvy efficiency, with a mixture of boredom and nostalgia,
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if i have seen a medium distance it is by standing on the shoulders of regular guys
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
if i have seen a medium distance it is by standing on the shoulders of regular guys
The one silver lining of getting sick is that my wife will make me her family remedy: acetaminophen dissolved in an alcoholic syrup
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The one silver lining of getting sick is that my wife will make me her family remedy: acetaminophen dissolved in an alcoholic syrup
Here's a booklet of all of my favorite posts, curated from around 7 years of twitter and bluesky drive.google.com/file/d/1HZbs...
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Here's a booklet of all of my favorite posts, curated from around 7 years of twitter and bluesky drive.google.com/file/d/1HZbs...
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Obstacles when they see people working together
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Obstacles when they see people working together
(smoothbrainedly)
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
(smoothbrainedly)
“Thousands of people die each year as an indirect result of daylight savings time.“ Yeah, bad guys, because I have an extra hour to do vigilante justice
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Thousands of people die each year as an indirect result of daylight savings time.“ Yeah, bad guys, because I have an extra hour to do vigilante justice