pyrorufus.bsky.social
@pyrorufus.bsky.social
Yes. Painful, Lovecraftian sex.
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
"Progressive" and "American" are the only two of all these descriptors that actually apply to me.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Come on, Kid Rock's shitty rapping isn't THAT hard to understand.
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Which Peaches? The Stranglers or The Presidents of the United States of America?
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 AM
He belongs in an Airheads commercial.
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Excellent choice. Personally, I prefer For a Few Dollars More. The first scene where Lee Van Cleef and Eastwood meet is maybe my favorite scene in any movie. The ability for them to communicate and learn everything they need to know about each other without speaking a single word is incredible.
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
John Darnielle was right when he said "I am gonna make it through this year, if it kills me."
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 AM
While we're on the subject, what the fuck is a "chic a cherry cola?"
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Most headlights have low beams and high beams, this has low beams and psi beams.
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You should buy the ticket for the seat next to him.
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 AM
A good pear clears any apple, but people aren't ready for that discussion.
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I feel such profound sadness that there are people with so little compassion in the world. I don't know how to comprehend that. I don't have the words to describe it. I'm so sorry for Wael and Maher.
January 24, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Reposted
Wael spoke to the media in November and talked about how he’s not just losing a caregiver, he’s losing his best friend.

His dad was granted permission to remain in the US.

He was detained at his immigration check in.

He was complying and they took him anyways… and it cost Wael his life:
Disabled son pleads for dad's return after ICE detention
A disabled Arlington man says he’s lost his only caretaker after ICE detained his father.
www.nbcdfw.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:56 AM
If CotW can have Ronaldo and Salvatore Ganacci as guest characters, Street Fighter can have Tanahashi. Make it happen Capcom.
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I don't know you Gabe, but I've followed your work long enough to know that it takes a special kind of imagination to concoct a scenario where you would support Marjorie Taylor Green.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM