purplewooper
@pvrplewooper.bsky.social
Ty ver 2.8 • they/he • interests include pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy
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First joint of 2026 🤩 but why my outfit lowkey giving Christmas with the red and the green 🤔
Do yall ever think of me as Ty, or am I purely purplewooper to my bloomves?
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Do yall ever think of me as Ty, or am I purely purplewooper to my bloomves?
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I heard bi dick whack asf… might need to be turnt out just to make sure 🤔
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I heard bi dick whack asf… might need to be turnt out just to make sure 🤔
I wish I could feel sexy
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I wish I could feel sexy
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Me when I’m Dora and my monkey best friend asks what mediates between the primal urges of the id and the moral standards of the superego
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me when I’m Dora and my monkey best friend asks what mediates between the primal urges of the id and the moral standards of the superego
Top 8 bloomfs? Idk if I have that much cum
January 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Top 8 bloomfs? Idk if I have that much cum
I really wish bluesky had top 8 bloomfs (like whatever MySpace had) cause it would be so fun to have one of your beloved bloomfs say something out of pocket and be able to demote them from your top bloomfs
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I really wish bluesky had top 8 bloomfs (like whatever MySpace had) cause it would be so fun to have one of your beloved bloomfs say something out of pocket and be able to demote them from your top bloomfs
Before adderall all my thoughts used to just swim around my head, unable to escape, like souls caught in the unforgiving current of the fucking river Styx
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Before adderall all my thoughts used to just swim around my head, unable to escape, like souls caught in the unforgiving current of the fucking river Styx
Rubbing ur peen through ur pjs lowkey the best stim toy out there .
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Rubbing ur peen through ur pjs lowkey the best stim toy out there .
I never realized Rosalía got her start in Katseye?
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I never realized Rosalía got her start in Katseye?
Girl I actually look stupid and goofy asf when I’m smiling. This is why I need to stay smoldering and mugging TF
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Girl I actually look stupid and goofy asf when I’m smiling. This is why I need to stay smoldering and mugging TF
They were so happy to be non-binary 🤩🤩😍
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
They were so happy to be non-binary 🤩🤩😍
Going to buy a booster box of Lorcana with my tax refund 🫦 and make an extra payment on my debt consolidation loan 🤩
Things are looking so fucking up for purplewooper!!!
Things are looking so fucking up for purplewooper!!!
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Going to buy a booster box of Lorcana with my tax refund 🫦 and make an extra payment on my debt consolidation loan 🤩
Things are looking so fucking up for purplewooper!!!
Things are looking so fucking up for purplewooper!!!
Need bitches to stop coming into the media room A nonbinary tryna fart in peace 😔💨
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Need bitches to stop coming into the media room A nonbinary tryna fart in peace 😔💨
Need to be disrespected by someone’s dick
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Need to be disrespected by someone’s dick
In Easy Breezy when Utada says “she’s got a new microphone”, they actually are referring to a Hitachi Magic Wand and “she doesn’t need you anymore” bc they be flicking that bean severely and making themself cum like crazy
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
In Easy Breezy when Utada says “she’s got a new microphone”, they actually are referring to a Hitachi Magic Wand and “she doesn’t need you anymore” bc they be flicking that bean severely and making themself cum like crazy
If you ever fixed your lips to speak even one ill word against the Loneliest Time you will begin to cough TONIGHT!
January 15, 2026 at 5:17 AM
If you ever fixed your lips to speak even one ill word against the Loneliest Time you will begin to cough TONIGHT!
I want to join a couple’s argument just to play both sides 😌 and once the fight is all heated, I play the hero to help them to resolve this conflict
They thank me, and each give me $900. I get into my uber knowing that they’re gonna have the best sex of their relationship thinking of me
They thank me, and each give me $900. I get into my uber knowing that they’re gonna have the best sex of their relationship thinking of me
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I want to join a couple’s argument just to play both sides 😌 and once the fight is all heated, I play the hero to help them to resolve this conflict
They thank me, and each give me $900. I get into my uber knowing that they’re gonna have the best sex of their relationship thinking of me
They thank me, and each give me $900. I get into my uber knowing that they’re gonna have the best sex of their relationship thinking of me
Ps have you guys heard this song “Big Guy” by Ice Spice? She says this line “SpongeBob big guy pants ok” and it makes me laugh every time XDDD
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Ps have you guys heard this song “Big Guy” by Ice Spice? She says this line “SpongeBob big guy pants ok” and it makes me laugh every time XDDD
Already filed my taxes today :3
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Already filed my taxes today :3
Snubble in gen 6 after fairy type was introduced:
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Snubble in gen 6 after fairy type was introduced:
Jack’s mom after he traded the family cow for a handful of beans:
my son eats a type of bean that only he knows about
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Jack’s mom after he traded the family cow for a handful of beans:
I feel a spirit of wrath and rage trying to possess me
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I feel a spirit of wrath and rage trying to possess me
Men aren’t supposed to slurp on other men’s juicy cocks
Thank garsh I’m nonbineys!!!!
Thank garsh I’m nonbineys!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Men aren’t supposed to slurp on other men’s juicy cocks
Thank garsh I’m nonbineys!!!!
Thank garsh I’m nonbineys!!!!
Shrek when he can’t find his annoying, but loveable sidekick
I need a big fat DOINKY!!!
January 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Shrek when he can’t find his annoying, but loveable sidekick