Pureferret
@pureferret.bsky.social
I'm a software dev from the UK, two cats, married, and a child of the 90s.
I was sneaking dynamite into Frank Horrigan's inventory before I'd started highschool... I just haven't kept up with the later games/shows etc
December 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I was sneaking dynamite into Frank Horrigan's inventory before I'd started highschool... I just haven't kept up with the later games/shows etc
This doesn't even feel like satire anymore...
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This doesn't even feel like satire anymore...
I haven't been there in ages... What are you seeing today that wasn't present 2-5 years ago?
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I haven't been there in ages... What are you seeing today that wasn't present 2-5 years ago?
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In some alternate universe, Ursula's Sock Time has just been picked up for it's third movie. It's been rumored that in this one, we'll find out who really killed Lord Argyle's estranged father...
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In some alternate universe, Ursula's Sock Time has just been picked up for it's third movie. It's been rumored that in this one, we'll find out who really killed Lord Argyle's estranged father...
I hate how much I think you'll be right...
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I hate how much I think you'll be right...
Now make it about Maurice, or Le Fou instead. Have Gaston be the central character but not the PoV Character and you might have something...
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Now make it about Maurice, or Le Fou instead. Have Gaston be the central character but not the PoV Character and you might have something...
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Okay everybody has at least one sponsor now - thank you! ☺️ We always welcome more, of course, but now nobody is left out. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Okay everybody has at least one sponsor now - thank you! ☺️ We always welcome more, of course, but now nobody is left out. ❤️
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And because people with actual bad intentions aren't gonna avoid doing bad things to women simply because we tell them to.
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
And because people with actual bad intentions aren't gonna avoid doing bad things to women simply because we tell them to.
I thought you were joking, but you were actually taking the piss...
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I thought you were joking, but you were actually taking the piss...
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Bluesky has a 3 minute limit on videos but here’s part one for those who don’t have TikTok
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Bluesky has a 3 minute limit on videos but here’s part one for those who don’t have TikTok
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Right? And how is it gonna know where the money is buried?
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Right? And how is it gonna know where the money is buried?
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Men will literally bring on the Singularity rather than go to therapy
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Men will literally bring on the Singularity rather than go to therapy