Today I threatened the American way of life by redeeming a $50 gift card I got for playing games on my phone

Today I threatened the American way of life by redeeming a free video game

Today I threatened the American way of life by watching It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown because who cares what the calendar says

Today I threatened the American way of life by, once again, losing the game of Trash Chicken because apparently my roommates are incapable of taking out the kitchen trash, even if it’s been over full for days

Today I threatened the American way of life by doing the maze on the back of my cereal box

Today I threatened the American way of life by disassociating my way through grocery shopping. I got home less than 30 mins ago and I already can barely remember doing it. But I seem to have groceries to put away so I guess it happened

Today I’m threatening the American way of life by watching cartoons

Today I threatened the American way of life by licking my finger to try and get as much lorazepam as I could after the last one in my to-go bag turned to powder when I tried to pick it up

I would’ve been happy not making that sale. Adult should’ve walked away without buying either once the kid admitted they tried to steal

I told them they had to take the plush out of the bag and the adult said “did you really do that?” and gave them a look. They continued to go back and forth “I want both, “you can only have 1” until adult finally did cave and get both 😡