M. Pants
@pumapants.bsky.social
I'm not going to raise my voice
I have multiple world changing ideas that are bullshit
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I have multiple world changing ideas that are bullshit
I'm old enough to remember that cell phones caused brain cancer. People believed it and refused to use them (cells only made calls).
Email was new. There wasn't Facebook or Google. No one had yet figured out how to digitally weaponize morons against themselves.
Anyways, vaccines are safe and work.
Email was new. There wasn't Facebook or Google. No one had yet figured out how to digitally weaponize morons against themselves.
Anyways, vaccines are safe and work.
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I'm old enough to remember that cell phones caused brain cancer. People believed it and refused to use them (cells only made calls).
Email was new. There wasn't Facebook or Google. No one had yet figured out how to digitally weaponize morons against themselves.
Anyways, vaccines are safe and work.
Email was new. There wasn't Facebook or Google. No one had yet figured out how to digitally weaponize morons against themselves.
Anyways, vaccines are safe and work.
When Biden was president, what was the reason for not getting rid of the "president's immune from justice" memo?
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
When Biden was president, what was the reason for not getting rid of the "president's immune from justice" memo?
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit
Reposted by M. Pants
Yesterday, Minneapolis showed us what a general strike looks like.
Let’s continue to build.
Let’s continue to build.
January 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Yesterday, Minneapolis showed us what a general strike looks like.
Let’s continue to build.
Let’s continue to build.
Are there any Kickstarter for a killdozer or is that more of a GoFundMe thing
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Are there any Kickstarter for a killdozer or is that more of a GoFundMe thing
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This was the guy that Donald Trump and Elon Musk wanted to make Attorney General of the United States.
The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 AM
This was the guy that Donald Trump and Elon Musk wanted to make Attorney General of the United States.
Pineapple is the superior fruit. Yes, mango is up there. And black berries are a strong challenger.
But pineapple is somehow great on its own whilst also making other food better.
But pineapple is somehow great on its own whilst also making other food better.
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Pineapple is the superior fruit. Yes, mango is up there. And black berries are a strong challenger.
But pineapple is somehow great on its own whilst also making other food better.
But pineapple is somehow great on its own whilst also making other food better.
There's no chance at a legit midterm
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
There's no chance at a legit midterm
Fyi for no reason in particular
youtu.be/PFhOMJ-pNVM?...
youtu.be/PFhOMJ-pNVM?...
GUILLOTINE part 1: Time to Build a Guillotine
YouTube video by Rusty Cage
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Fyi for no reason in particular
youtu.be/PFhOMJ-pNVM?...
youtu.be/PFhOMJ-pNVM?...
Turns out when JD Vance called Trump Hitler he meant it as a compliment
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Turns out when JD Vance called Trump Hitler he meant it as a compliment
This is why they lionised Rittenhouse.
To galvanize moronic, awful men into neo-gestapo, larping around in COD gear, kidnapping, terrorizing, and now murdering in the name of patriotism.
To galvanize moronic, awful men into neo-gestapo, larping around in COD gear, kidnapping, terrorizing, and now murdering in the name of patriotism.
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This is why they lionised Rittenhouse.
To galvanize moronic, awful men into neo-gestapo, larping around in COD gear, kidnapping, terrorizing, and now murdering in the name of patriotism.
To galvanize moronic, awful men into neo-gestapo, larping around in COD gear, kidnapping, terrorizing, and now murdering in the name of patriotism.
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Don't know if elon is the ideal spokesperson for people not getting murdered by cars
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Don't know if elon is the ideal spokesperson for people not getting murdered by cars
Project 2026:
Fuck your poors.
We will ensure your children will be even poorer, more uneducated, more desperate in every conceivable way, and completely reliant on our AI.
Their lives shall fuel our luxury while being entirely incapable of opposing our supremacy as your master race.
Fuck your poors.
We will ensure your children will be even poorer, more uneducated, more desperate in every conceivable way, and completely reliant on our AI.
Their lives shall fuel our luxury while being entirely incapable of opposing our supremacy as your master race.
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Project 2026:
Fuck your poors.
We will ensure your children will be even poorer, more uneducated, more desperate in every conceivable way, and completely reliant on our AI.
Their lives shall fuel our luxury while being entirely incapable of opposing our supremacy as your master race.
Fuck your poors.
We will ensure your children will be even poorer, more uneducated, more desperate in every conceivable way, and completely reliant on our AI.
Their lives shall fuel our luxury while being entirely incapable of opposing our supremacy as your master race.
Are they going to stop exploding fisherman at least?
#venezuelainvasion
#venezuelainvasion
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Are they going to stop exploding fisherman at least?
#venezuelainvasion
#venezuelainvasion
Member when the president fucked a porn star
a man says it 's a long time ago
ALT: a man says it 's a long time ago
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Member when the president fucked a porn star
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The Trump administration’s release of the Epstein grand jury documents are entirely redacted.
It’s 119 pages of just black rectangles.
It’s 119 pages of just black rectangles.
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Trump administration’s release of the Epstein grand jury documents are entirely redacted.
It’s 119 pages of just black rectangles.
It’s 119 pages of just black rectangles.
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Trump posted this without knowing Nick Reiner had been arrested. He posted it apparently assuming that one of his fans had murdered Rob Reiner. So if you want to know how Trump will react once his fans start murdering his enemies, now you know. He'll celebrate and blame his enemies.
Trump offers incendiary political message about Rob Reiner’s death
Two people have been found dead at the home of Hollywood director Rob Reiner, officials said.
www.cnn.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trump posted this without knowing Nick Reiner had been arrested. He posted it apparently assuming that one of his fans had murdered Rob Reiner. So if you want to know how Trump will react once his fans start murdering his enemies, now you know. He'll celebrate and blame his enemies.
It's crazy that America elected Trump a second time. Literal insanity in the strictest terms.
I'd love to shut up about it but it's perpetually baffling to me.
I'd love to shut up about it but it's perpetually baffling to me.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's crazy that America elected Trump a second time. Literal insanity in the strictest terms.
I'd love to shut up about it but it's perpetually baffling to me.
I'd love to shut up about it but it's perpetually baffling to me.