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Brian
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We are all back on the ice this morning 🥶
Lars Eller is back on the ice this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Too cold.
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I think this is the weirdest first 2 months of the NHL season in a while.
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Joe...
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's a tie! Everybody wins!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Embarking on a seven game road trip through the Southwest United States and then somehow ending in Montreal is like going to a family reunion, meeting a bunch of strange people you’re apparently related to, and then going for a walk to smoke weed with the one cousin you are close with / hate.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I should never have to think "that linesman isn't managing the faceoff well"
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Great rush by Matinpalo there
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Everything got worse around when Tim Hortons removed the sugar crystals from the top of the chocolate chip muffins.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times (I don't have 5)

Weezer (2x)
Jonas Brothers (2x as of a few weeks from now)
The Lion King stage show (2x)
george clinton (x3)
de la soul (3x)
rage against the machine (3x)
kurt vile (2x)
dave holland (2x)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times

Sons of Bill (6x)
Future Islands (4x)
Kathleen Edwards (4x)
Black Keys (2x)
War on Drugs (2x)
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Matthew's face when Brady is explaining to him that tackling Derrick Henry is "just a mindset thing" is just peak big brother
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to the Ottawa Senators specifically
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Relatives love ro say "Please send me some ideas for Christmas gifts for you!" and then when you ask them for the same thing they inevitably say "I don't need anything, just a happy, healthy family 🥰💝🎅🏻"
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Contery on are backs
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
W
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sens winning the Cup go sens go
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Sens game is at 10PM!?!?

I'm never going to see the Sens play ever again 😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Like me, do you always forget to floss?

LIFE HACK!

Put your little flosser thingies in the shower next to your shampoo. Then you'll be reminded every time you wash. You can simply floss in the shower! There's no rule against it, I checked!
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Pretty wild that the Internet, the thing that runs literally everything in our entire life, just breaks once a month now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Which is worse?

1. Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and the seat is freezing cold; or,

2. Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and the seat is toasty warm from another person's butt.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Haaaaaaaate calling an RB direct snap in shotgun on a 2 point conversion. That's just not gonna work.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Unfortunately,
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is it high sticking if Byfield's head was only three feet off the ground? Damn
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Sens are banking some points, Tkachuk is out, it's November, standings are extremely tight. It's fine. We'll barely care about any of this in February.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM