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Fire Breathing Bitch Queen (aka Sam)
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My house is a zoo, and I read too much.
Absolutely.
June 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"The suspect drove a vehicle that looked exactly like an SUV squad equipped with emergency lights, a Taser and badge. There was “no question that if they were in this room you would assume that they are a police officer.” FUCKING TERRIFYING
June 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
As an Ohioan, this absolutely is Ohio 😂
May 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by Fire Breathing Bitch Queen (aka Sam)
January 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah I vaguely remember reading Harvey boys, boxcar kids, and other similar series when I was 6-7. I think I read chronicles of Narnia at 9-10. I am not stupid but I never ever ever would call myself a genius 😂
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
That's the most Columbus shit I've ever read
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Love that for them ❤️
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
You just need a friend with a hog farm
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Is this real? Please tell me this is real.
November 14, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Right? She just knocked on his door. She could have been a salesperson.
November 11, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Illinois doesn't recognize stand your ground 💁‍♀️
November 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
My mom and I painted pretty much the entire interior of my first little starter house in a weekend. 0/10 do not recommend. I did learn how to cut in pretty well though.
November 11, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I swear my cats eating their wet food looks like a merry-go-round
November 11, 2024 at 4:49 AM
🍉
November 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Not that I know of--i work in the water/environmental space in Ohio, and those are the whisperings I'm hearing
November 11, 2024 at 3:24 AM