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Pseudandry
@pseudandry.bsky.social
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Queer, old, tired, writer (horror, sff), artist, fan, nerd
Very enthusiastic about 47 different interests
They/them 🏳️‍⚧️
🏴anarchist abolitionist quaker (unprogrammed liberal meeting), very political on main
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Gonzo as the narrator in The Muppet Christmas Carol at the scene where he says "Tiny Tim, who did NOT die" but instead it says "And Hill House, NOT sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within" with the same emphasis on NOT as the original.
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I'm too poor for music now
Cheapest Florence + the machine ticket for a huge stadium show is almost two hundred Canadian dollars. I paid less than 60 last time she was in town
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I need to get a rich girlfriend before April who can get us tickets to the Florence + The Machine concert in Toronto
Rough black and white cartoon from ms paint of a generic person sitting all cute with big ol' eyelashes and a smile. This is me at this time
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I bet Tim Hortons didn't expect to be giving these away into November. Truly the end of the post-season today 🥲
The last of the cross promotional offer for a free Tim Horton's Iced Capp if the Blue Jays get 9 or more hits. I would not be surprised if they rework this next year because the Jays are too good now. The offer expires in 9 hours
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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My finances are in shambles
Not one but TWO Krispy Kreme doughnuts purchased for an extravagant four dollars. One in green with Hallowe'en sprinkes, one with black crumble and purple stripes and a little haunted house candy plaque in the centre
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I was going to look through summaries but never fucking mind I have a job and it's not this
As of October 2025, a body of 423 known feature films, 204 short films, 78 TV series and 287 TV episodes feature some version or interpretation of the character Frankenstein's monster
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Oh my god I was looking at a list of this season's stuff trying to see what might fit and they made an Amongus anime
The story of GNOSIA takes place on a ship drifting through space. GNOSIA is an enemy that disguises itself as a human and attacks them. It is now on the spaceship, causing everyone onboard to be suspicious of each other. The crew decides to vote on the most suspicious-looking person every day and put them into a cold sleep. If the humans succeed in putting GNOSIA to sleep, they'll win. On the other hand, if they
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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*points again* skunk
A cropped photo showing a skunk snuffling at the edge of the road across the road.
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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And now we wait to see the results after firing
A sleeping dog sculpture in stoneware
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Had a great night at @clclark.bsky.social 's talk and signing! Sorry for holding up the line 🙇‍♂️
C. L. Clark talking about I want to say deciding who to kill off? I think that was what was being talked about. A woman in a red jacket is beside them and works for Story Deck but I can't remember if she introduced herself
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Uuuuuh... I... I guess?
An advertisement that says Visit Toronto A view down Spadina in Toronto, looking south. The CN tower is VERY OBVIOUS
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) and the lads from The Italian Job (1969) going over the plan in front of a chalkboard covered in notes.
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Not even in the United States lmao everyone's a badass when they don't even live in the same hemisphere
Other poster: I get the sentiment, but damn it's not even noon on the west coast. This is a discussion we can have tomorrow Original scold poster: It's nearly 8pm here and either this urgent or it's not. Other poster, replying: So you're not even in America?
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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*points* skunk
A skunk snuffling very near to me on a sidewalk at night. It is by a concrete lampost and is sniffing the fallen leaves at its base
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Hell yes free poster???
The Gorgeous Frankenstein art poster showing a rendering of The Monster behind Victor and Elizabeth
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Pickle cars only thanks
A lady pig in a pink blouse driving a convertible pickle car with Green Pickle Car under the drawing
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Wait is this a thing, is there some knitting circle of German descent telling each other "my great-grandad built that"? How are there THREE women going "I own this because it's obviously German"??
Two other claimants, Jodie Boyce and Maxine Williams, also drew claims to the waka and referenced their German links.
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Doing that Rodney Dangerfield collar tug reading this. Yikes
Article notes the car is "inspired by the marque's pre-war coupes"
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Whenever I see this
Trying to crawl under the door looking completely feral Caption To whoever made this please Open the door please I won't bite I just want to talk (This is a lie)
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I've been rereading from the start this week because, well, it's been a very long story, and I cannot believe I saw this and then just let it slip from my mind
Spy notes from like... the 6th or 7th page of Dark Science saying Kim has that performative heterosexuality
October 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Did a craft attempt I was excited tor that relied on the fact most black clothes go bright orange with bleach.

Unfortunately most is not the same as all :/
A silhouette of a skeleton, pumpkin, ghost and Happy Halloween made by placing wooden decor on the shirt and misting it with bleach and then neutralizing the bleach with hydrogen peroxide when it's bright enough. The misted area looks a grungy pale brown instead of orange
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I know you're kidding but I immediately opened my phone camera
Me (fat white person with glasses and a ballcap) reacting to a video screenshot of two white guys reacting to uncle Roger reacting to Jamie Oliver
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Don't worry about it 🙂👍
My Horror Movie Role is The Killer-- but it's crossed out in a very obvious way and badly written underneath is " totally normal" I mean, don't worry about it. It's fine. Hey, let's hang out tonight!
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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"Whenever Cheth isn't in the scene, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Cheth?"
Homer Simpson giving his ideas on Poochy the dog
October 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It might actually have been the Cloverfield movie
Google ngram showing Kaiju MASSIVELY spiking after 2009, before both Pacific Rim and the new Godzilla American reboot
October 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM