Gold, Franzincense and Myrrh
@protopigeon.lol
Maladjusted, discombobulated, bemused, fermented
Fix your face like an orthodontist
You can mull all over on your walk to Londis
But don’t get sent back cos you bought the wrong cigs
The world’s doomed but it has been all along kids
ig: @protopigeon
Fix your face like an orthodontist
You can mull all over on your walk to Londis
But don’t get sent back cos you bought the wrong cigs
The world’s doomed but it has been all along kids
ig: @protopigeon
It was absolutely mad seeing the first Atari. Controlling stuff on the tv! 🙂
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It was absolutely mad seeing the first Atari. Controlling stuff on the tv! 🙂
[hanging it on the tree] “higher,higher”
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[hanging it on the tree] “higher,higher”
Howard goes through phases. Sometimes he just turns his nose up at the same food he scoffed the day before 🙂
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Howard goes through phases. Sometimes he just turns his nose up at the same food he scoffed the day before 🙂
Oh yea that’s exactly what they’re planning. More money and data for Palantir! 🥴
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh yea that’s exactly what they’re planning. More money and data for Palantir! 🥴
but they'll likely turn me away for calling some libs cunts idk
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
but they'll likely turn me away for calling some libs cunts idk
I might have to at some point due to elderly family ties, sadly.
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I might have to at some point due to elderly family ties, sadly.
I can see you, can you see me?
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I can see you, can you see me?
Surely you can't resist!
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Surely you can't resist!
Reposted by Gold, Franzincense and Myrrh
5 mins later: planning regs say you can't put up a bunch of advertising hoardings anywhere you like, even if you're the council
10 mins: Council sues itself
15 mins: Council loses
20 mins: this is because of woke, we have lost the entrepreneurial spirit that built this nation [🧵 1/67]
10 mins: Council sues itself
15 mins: Council loses
20 mins: this is because of woke, we have lost the entrepreneurial spirit that built this nation [🧵 1/67]
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
5 mins later: planning regs say you can't put up a bunch of advertising hoardings anywhere you like, even if you're the council
10 mins: Council sues itself
15 mins: Council loses
20 mins: this is because of woke, we have lost the entrepreneurial spirit that built this nation [🧵 1/67]
10 mins: Council sues itself
15 mins: Council loses
20 mins: this is because of woke, we have lost the entrepreneurial spirit that built this nation [🧵 1/67]
Honestly that's bang on how it would go. We're so fucked lol
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Honestly that's bang on how it would go. We're so fucked lol
Yeah, wipe all your socials from your phone and clear your history on laptop, backup with you get there. But it sounds like they want to investigate private conversations you had with your own email address. Demand the DOB and address of everyone you know. LOL good luck with that. Also fuck that.
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yeah, wipe all your socials from your phone and clear your history on laptop, backup with you get there. But it sounds like they want to investigate private conversations you had with your own email address. Demand the DOB and address of everyone you know. LOL good luck with that. Also fuck that.
Hell yeah Marzipan crew represent ✊
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hell yeah Marzipan crew represent ✊
Did you ever watch the netflix adaptation of the Altered Carbon book by Richard Morgan?
They have a Dia del muertos holiday where their grandparents soulds are brought back to life for the holiday, in random human skins. A big gangster biker looking hombre but it's this lady's old grandma :)
They have a Dia del muertos holiday where their grandparents soulds are brought back to life for the holiday, in random human skins. A big gangster biker looking hombre but it's this lady's old grandma :)
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Did you ever watch the netflix adaptation of the Altered Carbon book by Richard Morgan?
They have a Dia del muertos holiday where their grandparents soulds are brought back to life for the holiday, in random human skins. A big gangster biker looking hombre but it's this lady's old grandma :)
They have a Dia del muertos holiday where their grandparents soulds are brought back to life for the holiday, in random human skins. A big gangster biker looking hombre but it's this lady's old grandma :)
They would never let me in. 5 years of correspondance? get fucked lol, they'd have me in an orange suit before I got to NC.
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
They would never let me in. 5 years of correspondance? get fucked lol, they'd have me in an orange suit before I got to NC.
What a fucking grifter, holy shit
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What a fucking grifter, holy shit