Gold, Franzincense and Myrrh
@protopigeon.lol
Maladjusted, discombobulated, bemused, fermented
Fix your face like an orthodontist
You can mull all over on your walk to Londis
But don’t get sent back cos you bought the wrong cigs
The world’s doomed but it has been all along kids
ig: @protopigeon
Fix your face like an orthodontist
You can mull all over on your walk to Londis
But don’t get sent back cos you bought the wrong cigs
The world’s doomed but it has been all along kids
ig: @protopigeon
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"against dirty money" says the bio of the recipient of £22,000 from david sainsbury, who resigned in the cash for peerages scandal
www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/26477/joe...
www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/26477/joe...
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"against dirty money" says the bio of the recipient of £22,000 from david sainsbury, who resigned in the cash for peerages scandal
www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/26477/joe...
www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/26477/joe...
Howard beans
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Howard beans
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Spinning a folded pair of jeans on my middle finger like a Harlem Globebtrotter.
Spinning a folded pair of jeans on my middle finger like a Harlem Globebtrotter.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Flash animation.
Flash animation.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Quadrat tossing
Quadrat tossing
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Spinning a folded pair of jeans on my middle finger like a Harlem Globebtrotter.
Spinning a folded pair of jeans on my middle finger like a Harlem Globebtrotter.
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It's a no from me, Octopus
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's a no from me, Octopus
Getting more festive every day
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Getting more festive every day
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'Oh no it's okay, she'll have the women's portion'
The currents of fatphobia, misogyny and gendered violence which have combined to create this grotesque absurdity are beyond parody. This government cannot die quickly enough.
The currents of fatphobia, misogyny and gendered violence which have combined to create this grotesque absurdity are beyond parody. This government cannot die quickly enough.
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
'Oh no it's okay, she'll have the women's portion'
The currents of fatphobia, misogyny and gendered violence which have combined to create this grotesque absurdity are beyond parody. This government cannot die quickly enough.
The currents of fatphobia, misogyny and gendered violence which have combined to create this grotesque absurdity are beyond parody. This government cannot die quickly enough.
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As I've just done so here is a reminder that if you need meds over the Xmas period, order them now. I couldn't imagine Xmas without my mad pills.
PSA.
PSA.
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
As I've just done so here is a reminder that if you need meds over the Xmas period, order them now. I couldn't imagine Xmas without my mad pills.
PSA.
PSA.
My next door neighbours are having their roof jetwashed and all the moss and general shite that's coming off it is landing right in my garden and on my car 🤨
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
My next door neighbours are having their roof jetwashed and all the moss and general shite that's coming off it is landing right in my garden and on my car 🤨
Some excellent goats
THREAD.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Some excellent goats
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A 🧵! Greek Cheese of the day. 🧀
Mykonos Kopanisti!
Buckle up!
I’m taking you to the heart of the Cyclades! A cheese that deserves to be at the centre of our attention! Despite known nowadays primary as a "glamorous" & glitchy (probably kitsch) holiday summer spot, nevertheless has a long history.
Mykonos Kopanisti!
Buckle up!
I’m taking you to the heart of the Cyclades! A cheese that deserves to be at the centre of our attention! Despite known nowadays primary as a "glamorous" & glitchy (probably kitsch) holiday summer spot, nevertheless has a long history.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A 🧵! Greek Cheese of the day. 🧀
Mykonos Kopanisti!
Buckle up!
I’m taking you to the heart of the Cyclades! A cheese that deserves to be at the centre of our attention! Despite known nowadays primary as a "glamorous" & glitchy (probably kitsch) holiday summer spot, nevertheless has a long history.
Mykonos Kopanisti!
Buckle up!
I’m taking you to the heart of the Cyclades! A cheese that deserves to be at the centre of our attention! Despite known nowadays primary as a "glamorous" & glitchy (probably kitsch) holiday summer spot, nevertheless has a long history.
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Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
Got PTSD from seeing the replay of AD21. Fuck mark Webber blowing smoke up max’s arse like it wasn’t a fit up. Twat.
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Got PTSD from seeing the replay of AD21. Fuck mark Webber blowing smoke up max’s arse like it wasn’t a fit up. Twat.
It’s happened again. Went to take the stew out of oven aaaaand I forgot to put it in 🤡
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s happened again. Went to take the stew out of oven aaaaand I forgot to put it in 🤡
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Nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Nice
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The more I think about this, the more I believe this whole Protect the Rich! era is a make-people-forget backlash after it was demonstrated that the jobs NEEDED to keep society functioning were almost entirely done by low paid workers.
Rather telling that the Home Office, under Labour, deem the rich more valuable to this country than 90% of the workers that were labelled *essential* during lockdown.
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The more I think about this, the more I believe this whole Protect the Rich! era is a make-people-forget backlash after it was demonstrated that the jobs NEEDED to keep society functioning were almost entirely done by low paid workers.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Picture of the staff who operate the BlueSky account
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Picture of the staff who operate the BlueSky account
There's no way any human could have stopped my tortie from doing whatever the fuck she wanted.
it's so funny when people are like "i just can't keep my cat from going outside!" bro that is an 8 pound animal, how are you letting it outmaneuver you
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There's no way any human could have stopped my tortie from doing whatever the fuck she wanted.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I sniff glue gun paste, now my face is plastic
Having a gangbang to Jackson Five (that's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat goodbye, no (bitch)
Don't talk to me unless is an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
Having a gangbang to Jackson Five (that's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat goodbye, no (bitch)
Don't talk to me unless is an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I sniff glue gun paste, now my face is plastic
Having a gangbang to Jackson Five (that's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat goodbye, no (bitch)
Don't talk to me unless is an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
Having a gangbang to Jackson Five (that's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat goodbye, no (bitch)
Don't talk to me unless is an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
I will laugh my ass off if Paddy "the baddy" Pimblett gets KTFO tonight, the gobby shite. Come on Justin!
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I will laugh my ass off if Paddy "the baddy" Pimblett gets KTFO tonight, the gobby shite. Come on Justin!
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'I falsely accused a Jewish man of being an anti-semite so some people told me to fuck off'
It appears that the Greens are a wee bit angry.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
'I falsely accused a Jewish man of being an anti-semite so some people told me to fuck off'