Jay R-Woard
@protobirth.bsky.social
What kind of magpie keeps this notebook?
i wish that wario land 4 was real and i could go there. please say it is
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
i wish that wario land 4 was real and i could go there. please say it is
basically i think my pineal gland decalcified. and some other stuff may have happened
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
basically i think my pineal gland decalcified. and some other stuff may have happened
my nightmare roommate has been manifesting representations of my long-held fears and leaving them in the sink
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
my nightmare roommate has been manifesting representations of my long-held fears and leaving them in the sink
this implies the grinch has to pant like a dog when he gets too hot. didn’t wanna think about it, but this is the cross a creative mind bears.
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
this implies the grinch has to pant like a dog when he gets too hot. didn’t wanna think about it, but this is the cross a creative mind bears.
“Let me go back to the topic of Al-Qaeda.”
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“Let me go back to the topic of Al-Qaeda.”
Holy Huitlacoche, Batman!
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Holy Huitlacoche, Batman!
no there is a reason, cigarettes make you poop
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
no there is a reason, cigarettes make you poop
“oh fuck, we’re doing another vignette? i gotta dust my shelves”
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“oh fuck, we’re doing another vignette? i gotta dust my shelves”
Buster Scruggs main contribution to society is being a movie that, if invoked, almost everyone will have seen “some of,” but never the whole film. putting up HOF numbers for losing people’s attention
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Buster Scruggs main contribution to society is being a movie that, if invoked, almost everyone will have seen “some of,” but never the whole film. putting up HOF numbers for losing people’s attention
when there’s a stupid and tragic false flag at the thinkgeek part of gamestop we’re all fucked
December 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
when there’s a stupid and tragic false flag at the thinkgeek part of gamestop we’re all fucked
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A boy his age should not be Gordon Geckoing his hair
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A boy his age should not be Gordon Geckoing his hair
i wanna try “drops” from The Batman (2022), the illegal eye drops that come in reflective graphic designed weed bags and have the effect of making you act like a guy who is high on some sort of drug
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i wanna try “drops” from The Batman (2022), the illegal eye drops that come in reflective graphic designed weed bags and have the effect of making you act like a guy who is high on some sort of drug
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let’s all have a nice day and learn to joke around
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
let’s all have a nice day and learn to joke around
maybe you should check out some of what Yoko wrote instead, i think he was kind of just repeating shit she came up with when they were tripping at the time
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
maybe you should check out some of what Yoko wrote instead, i think he was kind of just repeating shit she came up with when they were tripping at the time