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Hello from Omaha! Let’s go curling or many play a game! (he/him)
Sounds like the northern lights were going strong this far south but I was too busy shooting lights out at the curling club to see them 🥌
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Baseball is wild
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ah Benson: come for the Pokemon, stay for the street harassment
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You love to see it! Congrats to my club mates getting to Nationals! 🥌
🏆IT’S OFFICIAL!🏆

🥌Team Linke and Team Hill have qualified for Arena Nationals!
📆 October 14-19, 2025
📍CurlVegas in Las Vegas, Nevada

🎉Congratulations to everyone representing Aksarben Curling this weekend!
👏We are so proud of you!
September 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ah back on the ice, spending the first half of the game finding the ridges and high spots to make a banger double in the fourth to open the game up 🥌
September 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
What we should have instead of slack and discord
*lights my cigar from Thermaltake 5.25" cupholder with car cigarette lighter powered by the 12v rail"

Who wants to hear about IRC
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wait, nebraska can make a game winning play?
August 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We travel well (most of the Nebraskans are home now)
Texas and Nebraska are well represented here, y'all
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@hoppecurls.bsky.social what do we need to know about Anderman?
August 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fun fact: I've played in leagues or spiels with members of all seven of these teams (and also two of the non-Aksarben teams) 🥌
The 2025 MACA Arena Playdowns starts today at Four Seasons Curling Club in Blaine, MN! Aksarben is excited to have 3 women's teams and 4 men's teams competing to earn a spot in Arena Nationals happening at CurlVegas this October!🥌

Here are the men’s teams competing this weekend—good curling!
August 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bonspiel weekend starts tomorrow! Follow along as I manually update this page on my actual website like it's 1996 (it also has a link to an actual website with actual results from more teams than mine) 🥌 programmerman.net/bonspiels.html
Programmerman At Bonspiels
programmerman.net
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
One fun way to see the horrors of all the fireworks is to look at the 24-hour loop on AirNow gispub.epa.gov/airnow/?tab=...
AirNow Interactive Map
gispub.epa.gov
July 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Severe thunderstorms? In Omaha? During the College World Series?
June 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Read up on all the great volleyball going on and all the drama that threatens it
June 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Better than they sound!
Recently, we were pontificating about bringing back an old special, when it hit us: now is the time for Malört Bröwnies! Dark chocolate, grapefruit, and that heavenly Chicago flavor.

Half-dozens for $20, or one for each apostle for just $30. Orders for this week/end are wide open! 🥧🧚‍♀️⛪️
May 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Telling people about @jonbois.bsky.social (and crew) videos on a discord server
April 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We’ve arrived at that annual tradition: now that beard season has ended, I ordered replacement blades for my electric razor
April 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Which pool is our Pool of Death? Hard to say but there’s a good chance it’s the one with Sweeping Death in it 🥌
This weekend is our Season Championship! We'll have 16 teams in 4 pools of 4 playing on Friday and Saturday with semis and finals on Sunday. Come down to Baxter Arena to watch Friday (6pm-10:30pm) and Saturday (9am-6:30pm)!
April 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@nobody1300.bsky.social might be time to take Brier back out of the curling feed now that we're a couple weeks past it. Much more common to see unrelated posts match it than Scotties was 😅
March 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hello volleyball fans! We're curling over on the side of the facility 🏐🥌
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh the power’s out. Neat.
March 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Dang, looks like we aren't going to get to play against the cat chat this season
March 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Always a good time to get out for a bonspiel with friends!
#Congratulations and #goodcurling 🥌 to Aksarben curlers who traveled to Kansas City for the Oklahoma Friendly! Team Leave No Stone Unturned (Nick, Terry, Jackson, Ralph) won the A event, team Little Raise of Sunshine (Lisa, Kaeli, Matthew, Nic) won the C event!

Thank you to KC/OKC for hosting! 👏🥌
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A rare treat: bringing home the trophy from a bonspiel 🥌🌪️
February 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@devinheroux.bsky.social have you heard from the Curling Canada folks whether they're planning to put the Scotties and Brier on their YouTube for international audiences again this year? Asking for all the folks on the #curling feed
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM