Prof-Like Substance
@proflikesubst.bsky.social
Evolutionary Biologist and blogger; hater of semicolons. Zuul enthusiast.
2024 is going to be a lot to get through, take a capybara to guide you.
February 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
2024 is going to be a lot to get through, take a capybara to guide you.
Angel: Made those sheep, like you asked
God: With the fat all in the back?
Angel: Yup, all the junk in the trunk!
God: I guess we'll call them....
Angel: FAT AAAS....
God: Fat tailed sheep, right!
Angel:
God:
Angel: *mumbles and walks away*
(pic from x.com/Kairo_Anatom...)
God: With the fat all in the back?
Angel: Yup, all the junk in the trunk!
God: I guess we'll call them....
Angel: FAT AAAS....
God: Fat tailed sheep, right!
Angel:
God:
Angel: *mumbles and walks away*
(pic from x.com/Kairo_Anatom...)
February 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Angel: Made those sheep, like you asked
God: With the fat all in the back?
Angel: Yup, all the junk in the trunk!
God: I guess we'll call them....
Angel: FAT AAAS....
God: Fat tailed sheep, right!
Angel:
God:
Angel: *mumbles and walks away*
(pic from x.com/Kairo_Anatom...)
God: With the fat all in the back?
Angel: Yup, all the junk in the trunk!
God: I guess we'll call them....
Angel: FAT AAAS....
God: Fat tailed sheep, right!
Angel:
God:
Angel: *mumbles and walks away*
(pic from x.com/Kairo_Anatom...)
If you see this, post a bridge. (Maryland Bridge, my mouth)
December 6, 2023 at 2:41 PM
If you see this, post a bridge. (Maryland Bridge, my mouth)
The devil, realizing how much work it’s going to be to make a deep enough and hot enough hell for Kissinger.
December 1, 2023 at 3:40 PM
The devil, realizing how much work it’s going to be to make a deep enough and hot enough hell for Kissinger.
Are we even joking here? There’s o lot one answer.
“Just one more question….”
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“Just one more question….”
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December 1, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Are we even joking here? There’s o lot one answer.
“Just one more question….”
static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/3...
“Just one more question….”
static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/3...
I’m old enough to remember when they gave you the dosage without a GOD DAMN SEEK AND FIND ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH SHARP FINGERNAILS
November 29, 2023 at 2:19 AM
I’m old enough to remember when they gave you the dosage without a GOD DAMN SEEK AND FIND ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH SHARP FINGERNAILS
This bastard. But it’s an every three year thing.
November 22, 2023 at 1:03 AM
This bastard. But it’s an every three year thing.
Best or worst yankee swap idea?
November 21, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Best or worst yankee swap idea?
Please post what you'll wear when you become a dictator:
November 20, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Please post what you'll wear when you become a dictator:
TIL that Big Pregnancy has a lobbying arm.
November 12, 2023 at 2:52 PM
TIL that Big Pregnancy has a lobbying arm.
I think it’s really wholesome that the dude from the Celtics pregame show can take time out from his storm chasing job to talk about basketball.
November 4, 2023 at 11:53 PM
I think it’s really wholesome that the dude from the Celtics pregame show can take time out from his storm chasing job to talk about basketball.
Thought I added a pic.
October 2, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Thought I added a pic.
First loaf of the season with a new starter. Not the best, but it’s preseason.
September 26, 2023 at 1:16 AM
First loaf of the season with a new starter. Not the best, but it’s preseason.
TIL that Norway kept the entire north coast of the Scandinavian Peninsula, all the way to Russia. I guess I never really realized that Sweden and Finland didn’t have a north coast.
September 23, 2023 at 12:36 PM
TIL that Norway kept the entire north coast of the Scandinavian Peninsula, all the way to Russia. I guess I never really realized that Sweden and Finland didn’t have a north coast.
Slack: “All these other social media brands are changing their products and burning down their brand. We’re just doing our thing and people seem happy!”
Nobody:
Slack’s update team:
Nobody:
Slack’s update team:
September 8, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Slack: “All these other social media brands are changing their products and burning down their brand. We’re just doing our thing and people seem happy!”
Nobody:
Slack’s update team:
Nobody:
Slack’s update team:
August 26, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Reskeet with a picture of your right now.
August 22, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Reskeet with a picture of your right now.
My entire "following" TL is at least 800 @drandrewthaler.bsky.social skeets of the same thing that @whysharksmatter.bsky.social reposted, on repeat. Everything is fine.
August 15, 2023 at 4:28 PM
My entire "following" TL is at least 800 @drandrewthaler.bsky.social skeets of the same thing that @whysharksmatter.bsky.social reposted, on repeat. Everything is fine.
