Professor Plink
@professorplink.bsky.social
Atheist, counter-apologist, liberal, educator/broadcast journalist, comic book fan, Jedi-enthusiast, left-handed (means I must be sinister!!)
He/Him
youtube.com/@ProfessorPlink
He/Him
youtube.com/@ProfessorPlink
"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago."
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago."
What I actually do is drink and know things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What I actually do is drink and know things.
Holy crap (which also describes what Kenneth Copeland is a walking pile of)! That's uncanny!
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Holy crap (which also describes what Kenneth Copeland is a walking pile of)! That's uncanny!
And I don't follow imaginary friends.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
And I don't follow imaginary friends.
To be fair, they are probably a little light on funds after putting a significant amount in the collection plate that will go towards helping the church cover up the pastors most recent child abuse.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
To be fair, they are probably a little light on funds after putting a significant amount in the collection plate that will go towards helping the church cover up the pastors most recent child abuse.
I don't actually believe in karma, but this is still delicious.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I don't actually believe in karma, but this is still delicious.
The amount of times i've quoted their holy book only for them to go "It doesn't say that!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The amount of times i've quoted their holy book only for them to go "It doesn't say that!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
Eh, no one ever accused them of being smart. Or rational. Or sane. Or not hypocrites.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Eh, no one ever accused them of being smart. Or rational. Or sane. Or not hypocrites.
Oh Krampus...take me away from all this!
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oh Krampus...take me away from all this!
Hopefully, though, you won't have followers who make everyone else's lives miserable after you die.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hopefully, though, you won't have followers who make everyone else's lives miserable after you die.
MAGA claim to be principled. But they only really have one principle above all else. Support Trump no matter what. Everything else takes a backseat.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
MAGA claim to be principled. But they only really have one principle above all else. Support Trump no matter what. Everything else takes a backseat.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
He rose after 3 days. There were 12 apostles. 3 times 12 is 36. The trinity has 3 parts. 36 divided by 3 is 12. There are 12 months in the year!
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
He rose after 3 days. There were 12 apostles. 3 times 12 is 36. The trinity has 3 parts. 36 divided by 3 is 12. There are 12 months in the year!
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
The most comprehensive critique of religion I have ever seen.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The most comprehensive critique of religion I have ever seen.
It's hard for them to understand that we don't worship political idols the way that they do.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It's hard for them to understand that we don't worship political idols the way that they do.
I disagree about it being a cool book. I've seen more engaging writing from a 7 year old.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I disagree about it being a cool book. I've seen more engaging writing from a 7 year old.
Irony is lost on the religious. But, I mean, it's not like most of them have ever read the book to even know how full of lies it is.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Irony is lost on the religious. But, I mean, it's not like most of them have ever read the book to even know how full of lies it is.
I would be like "How the hell did I get HERE? Which one of you MF'ers drugged me?!"
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I would be like "How the hell did I get HERE? Which one of you MF'ers drugged me?!"
They need to get some different books. Or even just read the ones that they have.
Or just...learn to read.
Or just...learn to read.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They need to get some different books. Or even just read the ones that they have.
Or just...learn to read.
Or just...learn to read.
It's all part of his plan, don'cha know.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's all part of his plan, don'cha know.
I'd say it's probably more about power and control than money, but hey...multiple reasons can exist.
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'd say it's probably more about power and control than money, but hey...multiple reasons can exist.
Faith is the excuse people use when they have no good reason to believe in something.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Faith is the excuse people use when they have no good reason to believe in something.
It's funny, but no way is that much of the bible true.
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's funny, but no way is that much of the bible true.
What is interesting is how theists generally don't believe in most of those things (or at least don't practice them).
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What is interesting is how theists generally don't believe in most of those things (or at least don't practice them).
The real groomers are, and have always been, in the church.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The real groomers are, and have always been, in the church.