Professor Plink
@professorplink.bsky.social
Atheist, counter-apologist, liberal, educator/broadcast journalist, comic book fan, Jedi-enthusiast, left-handed (means I must be sinister!!)
He/Him
youtube.com/@ProfessorPlink
He/Him
youtube.com/@ProfessorPlink
Selling you a product that you won't even know for sure whether or not it exists until after you're dead has got to be the greatest grift of all time.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Selling you a product that you won't even know for sure whether or not it exists until after you're dead has got to be the greatest grift of all time.
Good thing there is no hell, nor heaven for that matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Good thing there is no hell, nor heaven for that matter.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Senility makes it tough to keep the lies straight, I guess.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Senility makes it tough to keep the lies straight, I guess.
Interestingly, none of those things are practiced by the religious. And only a few of them are even given any lip-service by them.
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Interestingly, none of those things are practiced by the religious. And only a few of them are even given any lip-service by them.
🍻Cheers to you, Sami!
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🍻Cheers to you, Sami!
It's me. I was that infant.
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's me. I was that infant.
If you're ass isn't holding a pizza, you got no business on this porch!
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you're ass isn't holding a pizza, you got no business on this porch!
We should start affectionately referring to believers as "sea squirts" and just never explain the context to them when they ask why.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We should start affectionately referring to believers as "sea squirts" and just never explain the context to them when they ask why.
This survey was conducted by giving christians a math problem and seeing how long it took them to declare that Jesus was the answer.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This survey was conducted by giving christians a math problem and seeing how long it took them to declare that Jesus was the answer.
I feel like it has been a part of traditional christian values for quite a long time already.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I feel like it has been a part of traditional christian values for quite a long time already.
Religion is what bigots and oppressors use to justify their bigotry and oppression when they know that society alone won't back them up.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Religion is what bigots and oppressors use to justify their bigotry and oppression when they know that society alone won't back them up.
"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago."
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago."
What I actually do is drink and know things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What I actually do is drink and know things.
Holy crap (which also describes what Kenneth Copeland is a walking pile of)! That's uncanny!
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Holy crap (which also describes what Kenneth Copeland is a walking pile of)! That's uncanny!
And I don't follow imaginary friends.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
And I don't follow imaginary friends.
To be fair, they are probably a little light on funds after putting a significant amount in the collection plate that will go towards helping the church cover up the pastors most recent child abuse.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
To be fair, they are probably a little light on funds after putting a significant amount in the collection plate that will go towards helping the church cover up the pastors most recent child abuse.
I don't actually believe in karma, but this is still delicious.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I don't actually believe in karma, but this is still delicious.
The amount of times i've quoted their holy book only for them to go "It doesn't say that!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The amount of times i've quoted their holy book only for them to go "It doesn't say that!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
"Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage)
"Well, you're taking it out of context!"
Eh, no one ever accused them of being smart. Or rational. Or sane. Or not hypocrites.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Eh, no one ever accused them of being smart. Or rational. Or sane. Or not hypocrites.
Oh Krampus...take me away from all this!
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oh Krampus...take me away from all this!
Hopefully, though, you won't have followers who make everyone else's lives miserable after you die.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hopefully, though, you won't have followers who make everyone else's lives miserable after you die.
MAGA claim to be principled. But they only really have one principle above all else. Support Trump no matter what. Everything else takes a backseat.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
MAGA claim to be principled. But they only really have one principle above all else. Support Trump no matter what. Everything else takes a backseat.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.
He rose after 3 days. There were 12 apostles. 3 times 12 is 36. The trinity has 3 parts. 36 divided by 3 is 12. There are 12 months in the year!
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
He rose after 3 days. There were 12 apostles. 3 times 12 is 36. The trinity has 3 parts. 36 divided by 3 is 12. There are 12 months in the year!
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
Coincidence!
...
Uh...yes.
