Professor Plink
@professorplink.bsky.social
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Atheist, counter-apologist, liberal, educator/broadcast journalist, comic book fan, Jedi-enthusiast, left-handed (means I must be sinister!!) He/Him youtube.com/@ProfessorPlink
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*sigh*
How come there is no heaven that is a big living room, slightly chilly, with me curled up on a couch in front of a fireplace, in a Snuggie, with a stack of good books?
Every believer is ultimately more moral than the non-existent cosmic tyrant they worship. Yet they still insist on worshiping them.
Hey Frank, how about you keep your snarky christian comments to yourself? Thanks in advance.
So much of religion is abusers trying to convince you to let them continue abusing you because that's what "god wants."
Anything to avoid critical thinking.
Even now, days after (yet another) failed prediction of the rapture, there are still people insisting that it's coming. They just got the date slightly wrong.
Cuz the people who made up that story didn't think about it too hard before they started spreading it to the rubes.
Just kidding, my parents don't have a picture of Jesus. And if they did and I put googly eyes on it, they would laugh their asses off.
You're like the nice guy who is only nice to a woman based on the expectation of getting laid.
What the hell? Where's my check?!
Sometimes we are all just too polite to our religious-minded fellow man. The reality is that theism is one step away from mental illness. And it's a tiny, tiny step.
Yeah, what happened with that? Wasn't the revised rapture date suppose to be yesterday? Everyone's still here. Oh, let me guess...you forgot to carry the 1 in your calculations. Now it's next week?
When you're rhetorically out foxed by Homer Simpson, it's time to pack it in, bro.
Tell them right to their big, dumb, religious faces!
"Prove my unfalsifiable belief is NOT real!"

That's not how this works. That's not how anything works!
Do you really want to get his attention and have him watching what y'all are doing?
If Jesus actually did come back, ICE would beat his ass and throw him in jail.
To the religious, not believing in their fairy tale = hate.