Ash
@probablyinbed.bsky.social
This man just high fived me after sexy time.
January 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This man just high fived me after sexy time.
Reposted by Ash
Saxophone guy will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Saxophone guy will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
I lost my voice from whatever sickness I have, and today I lead a meeting at work for around 50 people sounding like Bane. Super thankful no one laughed in my face.
bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a gas mask and holding a sword .
ALT: bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a gas mask and holding a sword .
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January 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I lost my voice from whatever sickness I have, and today I lead a meeting at work for around 50 people sounding like Bane. Super thankful no one laughed in my face.
Bill Murray’s kinda mid.
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Bill Murray’s kinda mid.
Italian beef? More like Italian queef!
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Italian beef? More like Italian queef!
NOBODY FOLLOW ME ITS PERFECT
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
NOBODY FOLLOW ME ITS PERFECT
Can’t wait to see the Packers beat the Bears yet again at Soldiers Field.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Can’t wait to see the Packers beat the Bears yet again at Soldiers Field.
My favorite part of Chicago is Schaumburg.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
My favorite part of Chicago is Schaumburg.
I learned this in Chicago.
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I learned this in Chicago.
New year, new tattoo. I have been saying I love you to the moon and back to my daughter every night since she was a baby. This is her last year before becoming an adult (and leaving the nest), so I got it in her handwriting.
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
New year, new tattoo. I have been saying I love you to the moon and back to my daughter every night since she was a baby. This is her last year before becoming an adult (and leaving the nest), so I got it in her handwriting.
Return of the Dune: The spice is real nice.
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Return of the Dune: The spice is real nice.
Torn between protecting my peace and absolutely laughing my ass off at the calling someone a centrist is racism lady.
December 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Torn between protecting my peace and absolutely laughing my ass off at the calling someone a centrist is racism lady.
Hi. I’m still alive. I just took a very long break. Here’s a date night photo of @williamzabka424.bsky.social and I for your enjoyment.
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hi. I’m still alive. I just took a very long break. Here’s a date night photo of @williamzabka424.bsky.social and I for your enjoyment.
Wait. I thought they didn’t want regulations?
Miller: "If you had a choice between a doll from China that might have lead paint from it that is not as well constructed, as a doll made in America that has a highly environmental and regulatory standard & those two products are both on Amazon, that yes, you probably would be willing to pay more."
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wait. I thought they didn’t want regulations?
Barely made it home before exploding. 9/10 would eat again.
My wife with her big ass chili cheese fries. @probablyinbed.bsky.social
April 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Barely made it home before exploding. 9/10 would eat again.
Absolutely not interested in paying $80 for a game. The audacity.
Don't agree with the $80 Mario Kart cope I'm seeing. "Games have been undervalued for a while", "Cartridges used to cost that much", don't do this to yourself.
April 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Absolutely not interested in paying $80 for a game. The audacity.
Frankie says she is over the thunder, and just wants a good snuggle with her nap.
March 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Frankie says she is over the thunder, and just wants a good snuggle with her nap.
I was thinking I should probably say something profound in my first post, but then decided this is me- it’s gonna be…
Butt stuff.
Butt stuff.
March 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was thinking I should probably say something profound in my first post, but then decided this is me- it’s gonna be…
Butt stuff.
Butt stuff.